Sam Thompson

And that's all I've ever wanted to do.

Lovely finish as well.

And I said to Harry Redknapp, I went, mate, get me on the wings.

I need to score a goal, please.

And he went, mate, you're left back.

And I just looked at him and went, how am I going to influence the game, Hazard, at fucking left back?

Yeah.

I can't influence shit.

And do you know what?

And I was the first person to get subbed.

It's so embarrassing.

It was mine.

I nearly gave away a penalty.

I slid in on some dude.

I'm going to give this away.

And I knew it was going to happen.

in the moment he said your left back well I've lost that fucking bet it was so do you know being being soccer it's a fucking beautiful thing in the world right like but it's so awesome but but Pete being told your left back at school sucks when you're playing a sport right and if someone goes right you're in defense and you're not even like saying your left back

your heart drops.

When Harry Redknapp's telling you you're left back, you literally go, for fuck's sake, I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'm not going to fucking score.