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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
One, two, three, four. Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast hosted by two bezies, two bestorinos, two friends of the best calibre, me, Sam Thompson, and Peter, James, Jonathan, Joseph Wicks.
Chapter 2: What did Sam Thompson reveal about his performance at Soccer Aid?
This is the main episode, which means it's Monday and you will be able to watch this on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Wednesday. And then we'll be doing a bonus episode, which comes out Thursday audibly, which you can watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday, which means you can catch us on a... Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday. It just doesn't get old for me.
Doesn't get old for you. It gets old for all of you because you look more miserable every week we do it. Every week. I can see as soon as I start that and you can catch us on that. People go... But I love it. I really love it. And that's why we'll keep doing it. Make sure you rate, review, follow, do all of that crap. You know the score by now. There will be swearing in this.
If you don't like it, go f*** yourself. And just for anyone, I would watch this on YouTube because Sam's beard's coming back.
Oh, mate, yeah. It's taken a while. How does it look now? Can you still see the bum?
Yeah, you can't miss it. I like it, mate. Nah, it's... I do think that maybe... Because I might be growing my beard out.
I can see that happening.
Yeah, I might be doing that. I think you need a tan to be clean shaven. Don't have a tan. So maybe during summer, go clean shaven again. Because I actually think it suits you.
You've got a lovely jawline. Oh, hello.
Yep. Take that and package that up. Send it to mum. Talking of lines, you pretty much hugged the sideline at Soccer Aid. Talk to us about it. Pete, watch me on Soccer Aid, everybody! I'm going to be honest with you. I was travelling because I was working, so I was sat on a train and I had to get onto the Wi-Fi on the train to watch Sam Thompson as I heard he was starting.
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Chapter 3: Why did Sam not score as guaranteed during Soccer Aid?
I'm not going to fucking score. I'm not going to get past the halfway line. And then you get subbed off first. And you're just like, this is so embarrassing. I felt so bad. But it was obviously nice.
Did it dampen the blow that it was Tom Hiddleston?
It did a little bit because then I got to give him a massive hug and I was like, go on, you go and do it. He got even less.
Yeah.
And I can tell you when he came off, he was like, fuck.
Yeah.
I mean, look, you didn't do bad. Yeah, just didn't do. You didn't do much, I think is the thing.
Didn't do shit. Dude, Grace Barry went on for like, sorry, Grace Barry went on for about a minute and had a moment. Well, yeah, I mean, it wasn't a good moment. She had something. Chloe Burrows had a fucking good ball.
Chloe de Burrows? Chloe de Burrows fucking, it's literally just a through ball. Well, she used to play a little bit when she was younger, apparently. But, you know, she was good. Damson Ingram was good. There were some good people there. As a spectator, Sam, what's your analysis of the game? But from the bench, it was... What did it look like from the bench?
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Chapter 4: What unexpected talent did Pete reveal during the episode?
I fucking hope so.
It's everyone's dream.
to like to if you like football or any sort of sport it's like it's your fucking dream to go out there in front of 60,000 people and feel like a footballer it's the most cool thing I met a 16 year old did it Owen oh he was fucking good wow he's good because he got the ball loads like mate well I'm just saying because he was right back he was right back so he influenced the game but
He did make an impact.
He did quite a bit, but to be fair, he had a really easy person on the right wing. Okay, yeah. And I had a side man.
No, no, no, listen, sorry. Are you just taking away from the 16-year-old boy who made an impact on the game, yet the 34-year-old man on his third appearance?
I know, I'm so bitter. I mean, he was listening.
He was trying to put balls over the top. He was taking it round people. You, here's a three-yard pass.
Save a pair of hands, mate.
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Chapter 5: How does Pete feel about returning to Gogglebox with Vicky Pattison?
We do what we need to do, man. And we fly. We fucking get in there.
Well, look. Well done again. It is an incredible thing. It's for UNICEF. It's an amazing thing, and we're very proud of you. Obviously, I'm a little bit late to this. I wasn't in the office on Monday because you did swing by to tell everyone why you didn't score.
So now that you've told the office, I feel like you should probably explain to me and our listeners why you didn't score, what went wrong, and what you're going to do about it. Because you did guarantee it. I did guarantee it. You guaranteed me and you guaranteed the listeners a goal.
I think that I took one for the team, played left back, couldn't do anything about it, tried my best.
Well, you could have done something about it. I mean, Cooper did a lot about being at right back. He made a real impact.
Couldn't do anything about it.
Chloe Burrows, ball straight over the top, goal scoring opportunity.
She got five fucking minutes and did more than I do. Well. I just, I'm sorry to everybody. I apologise, but hopefully there will be next year And there's always another time, hopefully, to claw this one back. And maybe next year, it won't just be me there, it'll be both of us. And imagine if Pete fucking, imagine if Pete scores.
Has there ever been a red card in soccer? One, there's been one red card, Ben Shepard. Oh, was it Ben Shepard? Yeah, he fucking took someone out. Ben takes things seriously. He's a fucking, he's an absolute machine. He's a unit. Well, Grace Barry heard that you guaranteed that, you know, you were going to score. And we were talking about forfeit. Do you think she should shave your head?
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Chapter 6: What was Pete's rant about comments on his posts?
All right. Just because you didn't get the minutes you wanted. Just because you let us all down and didn't score a goal. Just because you're not your dad's favourite. Never going to score. And I don't want to say that you're kind of needy or kind of desperate, but you have also called the office. You fuckers. You bastards. To beg the seven people in the office to like your Instagram videos.
It's getting, time's getting tough out there. Time's getting real tough out there. I literally was like, guys, I sent the video in and went, guys, first of all, do you like the video? And I made, I made Pippa go on speaker with everyone and went, guys, can you all watch the video now? And I would like all of your feedback one by one on the video.
And then if you would all like it, please, I'd really appreciate it. Which video was it? It was the one where I made everyone do the viral meme thing.
Nice. Yeah. And were you happy with the responses from the team?
Yeah, everyone. I got a couple of giggles, a couple of laughs. And I feel like when you're making any sort of video, the most you can ask for is, huh? If you've made someone at home look at their phone and gone, huh, nice.
Yeah, that's what we're looking for.
Pete, when we do our shit, right, when we've done weird shit in the past, whatever it may be, which has been massively intense for us, and we're like, fuck, that's hilarious. I can't wait to put that out. And then I'm like, I'm so excited to see what people think. The most we'll ever get is, oh, that's funny.
I would rather people comment, huh. Roll on the floor laughing. Oh, my God. I had to pull over. No, you didn't.
Roll on the floor.
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Chapter 7: What are the highlights of Pete's experience at St. James' Palace?
Anyway, I feel like it's been quite a negative start to the podcast based on your performance. So let's ramp it up slightly into, you know, the big things that have been happening this week and not taking away from your performance in Soccer Aid, but Love Island style. Oh, my God. Pete's just brought it up himself. And as well, I'm a big fan. I've been watching. No, you haven't. No, you haven't.
Listen, I'm down with the kids, mate, because we are supporting Jasmine. Are we still supporting Jasmine? I was lying. I haven't seen it. Are we still supporting Jasmine? Are we still supporting Jasmine?
I'd say so, yeah.
Is she giving Queen energy?
Yeah, she's giving baddie. She's giving baddie.
What, like she's a villain?
No, like she's giving sass. She's giving baddie.
Has she got a boyfriend yet?
Uh, she's with Lorenzo.
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Chapter 8: How do Sam and Pete feel about the upcoming summer party and awards?
Pete's been to the fucking Palace.
Oh, sorry about... You didn't get an invite this week. LAUGHTER I didn't realise that was your gaff. Sorry, mate. Funny enough, as I was giving my ID, they went, oh, yeah, your mate's here all the fucking time. I was expecting to bump into you, actually. I went to a different palace to you. Where did you go? What was it?
St James' Palace. St James' Palace. Oh, very swanky.
Yeah, yeah. It was Dogs Trust, 135-year kind of celebration and, you know, the going forward and all that sort of stuff. Obviously, I do quite a lot of work with them and I've got some very exciting things coming up. So it was at St James' Palace because patron of Dogs Trust is...
king chas no way he's a patron for dogs trust so there's patron and there's four ambassadors that's cool um so you've got charlotte hawkins you've got uh claire balding ellie simmons um and you and me yeah yeah can i ask you a question like a genuine question yeah when you stand next to claire balding and like like ellie simmons who was a swimmer wasn't she she's incredible yeah yeah and you like all these people and like you'll sit there do you because i get this do you ever get imposter syndrome
um i i would normally but not with dogs maybe but not not with dogs yeah and not with dogs trust because i worried him so much well yeah i have their entire show so um so actually you feel quite quite at home there so you're like boarding come here yeah i'm bringing it in i'm like yeah so what have you been up to i've been at dogs trust today actually when was the last time you went you
How many dogs from Dogs Ross? Just two for me. And Foster quite a lot. You? Do you know what I mean though? Because I remember when I was stood there But I know exactly what you mean. Because if you go, like, for example, like, if it's something like soccer aid, I get it because you're not a footballer, but you've got amazing football, like Wayne Roon, like people like that. Yeah.
A hundred percent. If I was like, even I'd be like, fucking hell.
Mate, King Charles asked me what I was up to.
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