Sam Thompson

I'll come as the bollocks.

There you go.

I'm not shaking his hand.

I'm not dressing as a... He's not going to go on stage, sing my mess about a really traumatic time of his period, and then we waddle on as the penis and bollocks.

Fuck it.

No, I'm off.

We are going to be playing Snog, Marry, Avoid, one of our favourite games, all with fictional characters.

So prepare yourself for Sam to snog Woody from Toy Story and for me to marry Pocahontas.

Genie?

I don't know.

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Welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode of a podcast hosted by two best friends, myself, Sam Thompson, and Peter James Jonathan Joseph Wicks.

No, I don't even, it just happens that they're all different days.

I've just got a few blue numbers.

No, you've got to do it in the quickest time.

What is that?

Is that?

Oh, I had a really bad thing happen recently.

Yeah, I know.

I know.