Chapter 1: What style choice did Sam recently make?
Welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode of a podcast hosted by two best friends, myself, Sam Thompson, and Peter James Jonathan Joseph Wicks.
This is the bonus episode, which means it is Thursday that this comes out audibly now. And then you'll be able to watch this on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday. And Monday's main episode, you can now watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of 5pm Wednesday last night. So that means you can catch us on a... Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday. Wonderful stuff. On on Kira.
Make sure you rate, review, do all of that crap. Follow us on socials at stayinrelevantpodcast. You know the score by now. I mean, fuck me, I bore myself every week saying that. How many times have I had to say that? It's like 200 times. How many episodes have we done?
um 177 but double that because of the bonuses oh yeah we are we're gearing up to sort of 500 a monkey of episode a monkey of episode and you're about to do your favorite bit here we go if you want to feature in the bonus episode then email the worst email address in the world hello it's our productions.co.uk shall we crack straight on with the fucking here we go right first oh why can i see photos of myself i'll do this one what the hell's this
Hey, boys. Oh, hey, Queen. I am emailing for two reasons. I wanted to say I listen to you all the time and think you guys are bloody awesome. Yes. The rest of the team, they're okay. Secondly, I think Sam looks awesome in blue. He's absolutely not punching with his girlfriend. However... Can he wear other colours? Not just blue all the time. Photos attached. What is this new obsession, please?
We now have four attached photos in a range of blues. We have a royal blue. We have sort of a light sky blue, I would call that. We then have sort of a dusky sort of striped blue and a blue blue. To go through that, just quickly, I don't actually act, I want to put this out, I don't actively wear blue all the time. Yeah, but you actively buy it now.
No, I don't even, it just happens that they're all different days. I've just got a few blue numbers.
A few? A few? You are just... Swimming in blue. I'm blue, dab-a-dee-dab-a-die. Love that song. Dab-a-dee-dab-a-die, dab-a-dee-dab-a-die. I live in a blue house with a blue window. I got a blue penis. Blue is the colour. It's a long... These are all very different days. No, yeah. She's taking screen grabs. We're not fucking blind.
We can see they're different days and different outfits, but it is a lot of blue. Just the fact that it's actually, it's come to the listener's attention. All of us have noticed.
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Chapter 2: Is Sam's color choice a cry for help or a new trend?
Really? It's going around the office. We take bets now. Sam's coming in. What colour blue do you think you'll have on? And we guess the shade of blue. Do you actually take bets? You don't take bets. Yeah, listen, you're Mr. Blue. You're 50 shades of blue these days. So what is it about blue? Is it your favourite colour now?
no it's i just i just it's the easiest color that anyone looks good in and when you're not trying to push boundaries you go what can i wear that just might just look nice you know what is your favorite color uh my favorite color is that the blue on the bottom left so it is the blue is your favorite color oh yeah is your favorite chelsea fan as well mate oh there you go so it's all about the blue
All right, here's the next one. James Jimbo goes, Sam and Pete, how are we? We're very good. Thank you, James. My pals and I were talking about this at the pub and I immediately thought of you two and question time. So here we go. I should have played Uno, mate. If you were trapped in a room. with 999 other strangers from the country, any age or demographic or gender.
To escape the room, you have to do one thing better than all the other people in the room. You've got to be the best out of 1000 people. What one thing do you back yourself in that you're better at than anyone else?
yeah i could do my little honestly i thought you'd be like sex i i was so convinced what so you want me to fuck my way out of the room i think you could um no they asked you to fuck your way out the room do you think you could it wouldn't be for um i could finger my way out it's a lost art you know what i mean no i agree i agree um it's a tough question that because i'm not particularly good at anything
Do you know what? I will talk my way out of it. I reckon I could talk better than anyone. What about drink your way out? I could drink my way out. It's any age, any gender. The chances are with 1,000, we are, and it depends location-wise, because if we're in somewhere like fucking Doncaster, I've got no chance. They could put them away. Yeah, they're drunks. Yeah. So, hey, Doncaster.
I don't know, man. It's a tough one. I don't really have a talent.
Ah.
See, I think mine would be... You're the holder of seven world records, so... Well, that's a very good point, but I think mine would be speed. Speed. You think you would be... So any age, any demographic, you would rate yourself faster than a random 999 people. You think you'd be up there? That or eating quickly. I reckon I could bang 30 McDonald's cheeseburgers faster than most of you.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Sam's obsession with blue?
Listen, it's easy. We've got a new element to staying relevant now, which is Pippa versus Sam. Yeah. In everything. Very competitive. So this is, we're calling it. The big burger off. The big bee off.
10 minutes?
Yep. Yeah, easy, right? It's quite a long time. Yeah, but hold on. So now, so 10 minutes. So if neither of you do it, 10 minutes is the limit. And we'll see. I'm going to judge this. Fine. Because I'm the only one I think will do this fairly. And you can't chuck up afterwards. You've got to keep it down. Well, outside of the 10 minutes. You can't chuck up during the 10 minutes.
And then there'll be a five minute cooling off period. So you've got 15 minutes not to throw up. After that, do what you want. Yeah, deal. All right? Yeah. But what I will say, so the 10 minute time limit is there. If none of you can complete 15 burgers, it will be whoever's done the most. But it is a race.
Yes.
So whoever does it quickest wins. And will put money on it.
Okay.
Okay, 50 quid.
Okay, yeah, sure. No, I'll tell you what we're going to do. Oh, my God. Where do you think you are? No, here we are.
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Chapter 4: What unique skill do Sam and Pete think they excel at?
No, you've got to do it in the quickest time.
Okay, fine.
Fine. I know what you're going to do. You're going to come too quick out the gates and you're going to fuck it up.
Okay.
But that, okay, cool. That's one thing. Another thing I could do is pee. My pee accuracy is phenomenal. Well, we ain't doing that on a video. Pippa, we're going head to head. You can have that one. So I can pee.
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Chapter 5: How would Sam and Pete escape a room with 999 strangers?
I can hit the exact thing I need to hit. Why is there always piss on your seats at home then?
What is that? Is that? Oh, I had a really bad thing happen recently.
My girlfriend saw a nugget.
Yeah, I know. I know. It was so bad.
Where?
On you? No, not on me. It was stuck to me. On her chest.
Yeah, no, she... Because she basically was like, you don't have any soap in your bathroom. Like, the bathroom I basically got. But what you do have is shit down the pan. So... It was, you know my office, Lou? No soap. Found some shit. You left shit in there. So basically, no. So basically, what happened... You know my office, Lou P? So that's where I go and... Your gaming room, Lou.
Yeah, that's where I go. Yeah, my gaming room.
One time when we were filming a video around there, it was... What are you about to say?
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Chapter 6: What humorous challenges arise during Question Time?
It is. It is. And if you think that we deserve a Trick Award, fucking vote for us.
Yeah. The lines are closed at the time of this coming out. Shit. So you never know. We may be up on the shortlist for a Trick Award. We don't know yet. We'll find out soon. Hopefully with all the kind of posting and stuff that we've done ASAP. from today. We're going to win. We've already won. Say goodbye. Goodbye, everyone. Have a wonderful, wonderful day.
If you can't sleep, think about 100 peats just jumping over a fence.
Isn't that what they do? Sheep jumping over a fence. Have a wonderful day. Oh, you meant count peats. Yeah, count peats. That's right. Count peats. Ta-ra.
This has been a Staying Relevant production.
Hello, Relevanters.
We wanted to let you know that you can hear exclusive bonus episodes of Staying Relevant every month on Amazon Music. We are going to be playing Snog, Marry, Avoid, one of our favourite games, all with fictional characters. So prepare yourself for Sam to snog Woody from Toy Story and for me to marry Pocahontas. And possibly the genie from Aladdin. We don't know yet.
We're sort of like undecided on that one. That's an avoid for me, that one. Genie? I don't know.
I quite like it.
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