Sam Thompson

I'm going to be honest, it's a slightly different crowd at both of those.

As last time, a lot of them dressed up as penises.

They did, actually.

It's basically like a Hindu at Butlins.

Not just one of you.

It has to be both of you.

I'll come as the bollocks.

There you go.

I'm not shaking his hand.

I'm not dressing as a... He's not going to go on stage, sing my mess about a really traumatic time of his period, and then we waddle on as the penis and bollocks.

Fuck it.

No, I'm off.

We are going to be playing Snog, Marry, Avoid, one of our favourite games, all with fictional characters.

So prepare yourself for Sam to snog Woody from Toy Story and for me to marry Pocahontas.

Genie?

I don't know.

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No, I don't even, it just happens that they're all different days.

I've just got a few blue numbers.