Sancho Pancho Villa

What's up, guys?

I know a lot of people can't tell most of the time, but I am vertically challenged.

I'm 5'1 on a good day, which is ironic because I'm actually into taller women, but not for any weird fetish reason like most normal people.

I just want to hopefully get one pregnant so that way my kids have a chance at a normal life.

But I can't date tall women anymore.

I can't do it.

My last tall girlfriend, she got mad at me because I was going to go out on a Monday night and do some show called Kill Tony.

And she was like, well, my horoscope is an asparagus or some bullshit.

And she needed to be nurtured and comforted.

So she's like, well, let's see how far you go without these.

So she grabs my keys and she throws them on top of the refrigerator.

So I can't date tall women anymore.

Thank you all so much.

I'm Sancho Pancho Villa.

No, we met around dinner like a few months back.

Around dinner.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I was leaving the restaurant and you were going in.

Okay.

All right.