Santa Claus

Little Billy, give me the puppy.

I'm going to step away now.

Little Billy must go.

Okay.

Thank you, Billy.

Thank you, Santa.

You're welcome, little Billy.

Santa welcomes you back to the North Pole. I hope you've California sobered up and can remember what happened in our previous episode. But if not, jolly old St. Nick will egg jog your memory. After a rocky start delivering Christmas, not to mention breaking out of TSA prison, Bernie started to get the hang of stealing my identity. Christmas was going off without a hitch.

Santa welcomes you back to the North Pole. I hope you've California sobered up and can remember what happened in our previous episode. But if not, jolly old St. Nick will egg jog your memory. After a rocky start delivering Christmas, not to mention breaking out of TSA prison, Bernie started to get the hang of stealing my identity. Christmas was going off without a hitch.

Santa welcomes you back to the North Pole. I hope you've California sobered up and can remember what happened in our previous episode. But if not, jolly old St. Nick will egg jog your memory. After a rocky start delivering Christmas, not to mention breaking out of TSA prison, Bernie started to get the hang of stealing my identity. Christmas was going off without a hitch.

But as I continued on my journey of Jewish weed-themed miracles, the sleigh's autopilot accidentally got turned back on. Bernie and I were lured back to the North Pole by the elves who were not jolly. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. But Bernie, like a typical Jew, refused to do that. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. But Bernie, like a typical Jew, refused to admit defeat.

But as I continued on my journey of Jewish weed-themed miracles, the sleigh's autopilot accidentally got turned back on. Bernie and I were lured back to the North Pole by the elves who were not jolly. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. But Bernie, like a typical Jew, refused to do that. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. But Bernie, like a typical Jew, refused to admit defeat.

But as I continued on my journey of Jewish weed-themed miracles, the sleigh's autopilot accidentally got turned back on. Bernie and I were lured back to the North Pole by the elves who were not jolly. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. But Bernie, like a typical Jew, refused to do that. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. But Bernie, like a typical Jew, refused to admit defeat.

She evaded Santa's helpers and stole the sleigh. I tagged along, stuck in a munchie-themed miracle, and we took off in hopes that Bernie could be the Jew who saved Christmas. Like a typical joke. Oh, that is the funniest. For the record, it is in this script.

She evaded Santa's helpers and stole the sleigh. I tagged along, stuck in a munchie-themed miracle, and we took off in hopes that Bernie could be the Jew who saved Christmas. Like a typical joke. Oh, that is the funniest. For the record, it is in this script.

She evaded Santa's helpers and stole the sleigh. I tagged along, stuck in a munchie-themed miracle, and we took off in hopes that Bernie could be the Jew who saved Christmas. Like a typical joke. Oh, that is the funniest. For the record, it is in this script.

An algorithm.

An algorithm.

An algorithm.

You're right. You're so right. Who am I to judge? I'm not perfect. I'm a monster.