Santa Claus
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You're right. You're so right. Who am I to judge? I'm not perfect. I'm a monster.
You're right. You're so right. Who am I to judge? I'm not perfect. I'm a monster.
Oh, great. So your body's shaming me, too? Everyone talks about my big, round belly like it doesn't hurt.
Oh, great. So your body's shaming me, too? Everyone talks about my big, round belly like it doesn't hurt.
Oh, great. So your body's shaming me, too? Everyone talks about my big, round belly like it doesn't hurt.
I am the presents. santa kicks his feet on the dash oh these kids don't need toys they need me i am chris christmas and my presents will be their present you dig no you're saying you're not going to give them gifts you're just going to i actually do not understand the second part of the plan
I am the presents. santa kicks his feet on the dash oh these kids don't need toys they need me i am chris christmas and my presents will be their present you dig no you're saying you're not going to give them gifts you're just going to i actually do not understand the second part of the plan
I am the presents. santa kicks his feet on the dash oh these kids don't need toys they need me i am chris christmas and my presents will be their present you dig no you're saying you're not going to give them gifts you're just going to i actually do not understand the second part of the plan
Oh, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. You are not Santa, and therefore cannot use your human jello brain to comprehend the greatness that is me.
Oh, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. You are not Santa, and therefore cannot use your human jello brain to comprehend the greatness that is me.
Oh, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. You are not Santa, and therefore cannot use your human jello brain to comprehend the greatness that is me.
Now, imagine that in a kiddo's bedroom. I've woken them up from a deep slumber. I allow them to post it on Instagram. They're the flyest kid in class thanks to me.
Now, imagine that in a kiddo's bedroom. I've woken them up from a deep slumber. I allow them to post it on Instagram. They're the flyest kid in class thanks to me.
Now, imagine that in a kiddo's bedroom. I've woken them up from a deep slumber. I allow them to post it on Instagram. They're the flyest kid in class thanks to me.