Santa Claus

Well, I guess I should be furious, but not with you.

Well, I guess I should be furious, but not with you.

Well, I guess I should be furious, but not with you.

You see, Bernie, I've been doing Christmas the same way for over 1,686 years. Turns out, it wasn't just the sleigh that was riding on autopilot. Then you came along and drugged me. You made my eyes bloodshot and wide open. You did that.

You see, Bernie, I've been doing Christmas the same way for over 1,686 years. Turns out, it wasn't just the sleigh that was riding on autopilot. Then you came along and drugged me. You made my eyes bloodshot and wide open. You did that.

You see, Bernie, I've been doing Christmas the same way for over 1,686 years. Turns out, it wasn't just the sleigh that was riding on autopilot. Then you came along and drugged me. You made my eyes bloodshot and wide open. You did that.

Yes, Bernie. It was you who told that little girl about the jolly side of divorce. Oh, it's so good when parents destroy their children. That was it. I would have just given her a toy and erased her memory of me ever being there. But you, you connected with her and helped more than any gift ever could.

Yes, Bernie. It was you who told that little girl about the jolly side of divorce. Oh, it's so good when parents destroy their children. That was it. I would have just given her a toy and erased her memory of me ever being there. But you, you connected with her and helped more than any gift ever could.

Yes, Bernie. It was you who told that little girl about the jolly side of divorce. Oh, it's so good when parents destroy their children. That was it. I would have just given her a toy and erased her memory of me ever being there. But you, you connected with her and helped more than any gift ever could.

And how about that party? I never stop to partake in the jubilance. I'm usually watching the fun from outside a frosted window. I forgot how it felt to be included in a Christmas celebration. I clearly have enough time to indulge every now and then.

And how about that party? I never stop to partake in the jubilance. I'm usually watching the fun from outside a frosted window. I forgot how it felt to be included in a Christmas celebration. I clearly have enough time to indulge every now and then.

And how about that party? I never stop to partake in the jubilance. I'm usually watching the fun from outside a frosted window. I forgot how it felt to be included in a Christmas celebration. I clearly have enough time to indulge every now and then.

And as for the naughty list, the very reason we ran out of gifts for the children. You made me realize that I have been too harsh a judge. You believed in the naughty kids in a way I didn't. And now, because of you, they'll have a real shot at being nice because someone showed them some Christmas kindness.

And as for the naughty list, the very reason we ran out of gifts for the children. You made me realize that I have been too harsh a judge. You believed in the naughty kids in a way I didn't. And now, because of you, they'll have a real shot at being nice because someone showed them some Christmas kindness.

And as for the naughty list, the very reason we ran out of gifts for the children. You made me realize that I have been too harsh a judge. You believed in the naughty kids in a way I didn't. And now, because of you, they'll have a real shot at being nice because someone showed them some Christmas kindness.

I've delivered Christmas alone since it's dawn, and I never realized how lonely it could be. I'd really like to finish this year's delivery with you. I guess even Santa needs a little help.

I've delivered Christmas alone since it's dawn, and I never realized how lonely it could be. I'd really like to finish this year's delivery with you. I guess even Santa needs a little help.

I've delivered Christmas alone since it's dawn, and I never realized how lonely it could be. I'd really like to finish this year's delivery with you. I guess even Santa needs a little help.

Oh, me too. I'm really glad I went to the wrong house and that I didn't check the list twice.

Oh, me too. I'm really glad I went to the wrong house and that I didn't check the list twice.