Santa Claus

Oh, did you eat one of Bernie's special cookies and forget what happened in the first episode? Well, Santa doesn't blame you. I wasn't all there that night either. Our story began at O'Hare Airport, where we met Bernie Gold, a Spirit Airlines liaison with no Christmas spirit, and not just because she's Jewish.

After ruining her family's Hanukkah party, Bernie tries to down her sorrows by whipping up Santa's all-time favorite, chocolate chip cookies. Only Bernie added a naughty ingredient, a rare strain of kosher cannabis. And when I accidentally landed at the wrong house, Bernie's house, well, I thought those cookies were a gift for old Saint Nick.

After ruining her family's Hanukkah party, Bernie tries to down her sorrows by whipping up Santa's all-time favorite, chocolate chip cookies. Only Bernie added a naughty ingredient, a rare strain of kosher cannabis. And when I accidentally landed at the wrong house, Bernie's house, well, I thought those cookies were a gift for old Saint Nick.

After ruining her family's Hanukkah party, Bernie tries to down her sorrows by whipping up Santa's all-time favorite, chocolate chip cookies. Only Bernie added a naughty ingredient, a rare strain of kosher cannabis. And when I accidentally landed at the wrong house, Bernie's house, well, I thought those cookies were a gift for old Saint Nick.

Well, let's just say Santa got higher than the North Pole. As I was thrust into the first of eight Jewish-themed stoner miracles, Bernie had no choice but to step up and become my designated driver, or be forever known as the Jew who ruined Christmas.

Well, let's just say Santa got higher than the North Pole. As I was thrust into the first of eight Jewish-themed stoner miracles, Bernie had no choice but to step up and become my designated driver, or be forever known as the Jew who ruined Christmas.

Well, let's just say Santa got higher than the North Pole. As I was thrust into the first of eight Jewish-themed stoner miracles, Bernie had no choice but to step up and become my designated driver, or be forever known as the Jew who ruined Christmas.

What is this? Why am I here? Who are you people?

What is this? Why am I here? Who are you people?

What is this? Why am I here? Who are you people?

Christmas? Is Christmas today? Is today Christmas? Oh, I have so much to do.

Christmas? Is Christmas today? Is today Christmas? Oh, I have so much to do.

Christmas? Is Christmas today? Is today Christmas? Oh, I have so much to do.

Ma'am, do not get involved or you'll be in violation too. I will take you both down.

Ma'am, do not get involved or you'll be in violation too. I will take you both down.

Ma'am, do not get involved or you'll be in violation too. I will take you both down.

Oh. Kevin Garrity. Nice list since 1986. Monofilament toupee. Number one on your Christmas list. Let me out. Uh, I didn't ask for that. Take it.

Oh. Kevin Garrity. Nice list since 1986. Monofilament toupee. Number one on your Christmas list. Let me out. Uh, I didn't ask for that. Take it.

Oh. Kevin Garrity. Nice list since 1986. Monofilament toupee. Number one on your Christmas list. Let me out. Uh, I didn't ask for that. Take it.

You bet your ass it's an emergency. You just committed a Title 49 felony. You're toast, Bernice.