Santa Claus

So you get presents from people? Oh, I do. I do sometimes. People are so thoughtful and so nice. My absolute favorite thing to get as a present is something that a child has made on their own. I love people, and I'm very lucky. The world comes to visit me, and I'm very happy that people trust me enough to let me see them a little bit.

So you get presents from people? Oh, I do. I do sometimes. People are so thoughtful and so nice. My absolute favorite thing to get as a present is something that a child has made on their own. I love people, and I'm very lucky. The world comes to visit me, and I'm very happy that people trust me enough to let me see them a little bit.

Oh, did you eat one of Bernie's special cookies and forget what happened in the first episode? Well, Santa doesn't blame you. I wasn't all there that night either. Our story began at O'Hare Airport, where we met Bernie Gold, a Spirit Airlines liaison with no Christmas spirit, and not just because she's Jewish.

Oh, did you eat one of Bernie's special cookies and forget what happened in the first episode? Well, Santa doesn't blame you. I wasn't all there that night either. Our story began at O'Hare Airport, where we met Bernie Gold, a Spirit Airlines liaison with no Christmas spirit, and not just because she's Jewish.

Oh, did you eat one of Bernie's special cookies and forget what happened in the first episode? Well, Santa doesn't blame you. I wasn't all there that night either. Our story began at O'Hare Airport, where we met Bernie Gold, a Spirit Airlines liaison with no Christmas spirit, and not just because she's Jewish.

After ruining her family's Hanukkah party, Bernie tries to down her sorrows by whipping up Santa's all-time favorite, chocolate chip cookies. Only Bernie added a naughty ingredient, a rare strain of kosher cannabis. And when I accidentally landed at the wrong house, Bernie's house, well, I thought those cookies were a gift for old Saint Nick.

After ruining her family's Hanukkah party, Bernie tries to down her sorrows by whipping up Santa's all-time favorite, chocolate chip cookies. Only Bernie added a naughty ingredient, a rare strain of kosher cannabis. And when I accidentally landed at the wrong house, Bernie's house, well, I thought those cookies were a gift for old Saint Nick.

After ruining her family's Hanukkah party, Bernie tries to down her sorrows by whipping up Santa's all-time favorite, chocolate chip cookies. Only Bernie added a naughty ingredient, a rare strain of kosher cannabis. And when I accidentally landed at the wrong house, Bernie's house, well, I thought those cookies were a gift for old Saint Nick.

Well, let's just say Santa got higher than the North Pole. As I was thrust into the first of eight Jewish-themed stoner miracles, Bernie had no choice but to step up and become my designated driver, or be forever known as the Jew who ruined Christmas.

Well, let's just say Santa got higher than the North Pole. As I was thrust into the first of eight Jewish-themed stoner miracles, Bernie had no choice but to step up and become my designated driver, or be forever known as the Jew who ruined Christmas.

Well, let's just say Santa got higher than the North Pole. As I was thrust into the first of eight Jewish-themed stoner miracles, Bernie had no choice but to step up and become my designated driver, or be forever known as the Jew who ruined Christmas.

What is this? Why am I here? Who are you people?

What is this? Why am I here? Who are you people?

What is this? Why am I here? Who are you people?

Christmas? Is Christmas today? Is today Christmas? Oh, I have so much to do.

Christmas? Is Christmas today? Is today Christmas? Oh, I have so much to do.

Christmas? Is Christmas today? Is today Christmas? Oh, I have so much to do.

Ma'am, do not get involved or you'll be in violation too. I will take you both down.

Ma'am, do not get involved or you'll be in violation too. I will take you both down.

Ma'am, do not get involved or you'll be in violation too. I will take you both down.