Santa Claus

Why is it that a woman who's never used her airline's benefits suddenly, on Christmas Eve, wants to travel to Fort Wayne, Indiana with a man claiming... To be Santa Claus.

Why is it that a woman who's never used her airline's benefits suddenly, on Christmas Eve, wants to travel to Fort Wayne, Indiana with a man claiming... To be Santa Claus.

False identification? Another charge to be leveled.

False identification? Another charge to be leveled.

False identification? Another charge to be leveled.

No, he isn't.

No, he isn't.

No, he isn't.

That's impossible.

That's impossible.

That's impossible.

Santa is not real. Okay? He's not. Christmas is about Christ, not some mythical pervert pulling peonies once a year. No respectable adult lets their kid believe and believe and believe. And then they're in college and they still believe. And then infantiles... Infantilizes. Thank you, yes. God damn it, I knew that.

Santa is not real. Okay? He's not. Christmas is about Christ, not some mythical pervert pulling peonies once a year. No respectable adult lets their kid believe and believe and believe. And then they're in college and they still believe. And then infantiles... Infantilizes. Thank you, yes. God damn it, I knew that.

Santa is not real. Okay? He's not. Christmas is about Christ, not some mythical pervert pulling peonies once a year. No respectable adult lets their kid believe and believe and believe. And then they're in college and they still believe. And then infantiles... Infantilizes. Thank you, yes. God damn it, I knew that.

And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.

And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.

And then they're in college and they still believe and it infantilizes and emasculates them till there's nothing left.

Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.

Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.

Well, I don't make nice sweaters cause I'm not a sheep. And I won't be fooled twice. Now you're gonna go and tell me the truth or I'm gonna make you wish the yarn you're spinning is long enough to hang yourself with.