Sarah Kanowski

And he, I think, heard that.

And I suspect the next thing I know, the son is in the toilet being sick and the son's sick and he's got to get his son home because the son's really sick.

Now I look back, I go, that was a bit odd how that night ended.

When did he start cancelling plants?

That actually happened fairly early.

But there were always what seemed like on the face of incredibly plausible reasons.

Lots connected to the farm.

A boar needed drilling out.

And I don't know anything about boars.

That sounded reasonable.

And I actually have since asked friends that do have a farm and they go, no.

oh, that's feasible, that's feasible.

I'm not giving these in any order because they were just this chaotic number of cancellations hurled at me over the 14-month period of our, 15-month period of our relationship.

A semi-trailer carrying sheep had tipped over and it was chaos.

His dog had been bitten by a snake.

He'd been poisoned by sheep drench.

He had an infected jaw.

His daughter had concussion.

His son had had concussion.

His daughter had broken collarbone.