Sarah Schauer

Yeah, you could, like, you said you tried stretching. Like, that would be such a fun thing. Wear a strap on as you're stretching. Get in the middle so it's with a dick hanging out. Yeah, and then so when you write your memoir, you're like, this is what I do on Saturdays, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you could, like, you said you tried stretching. Like, that would be such a fun thing. Wear a strap on as you're stretching. Get in the middle so it's with a dick hanging out. Yeah, and then so when you write your memoir, you're like, this is what I do on Saturdays, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's because with my... Okay, topping for me is very hard. I have carpal tunnel. So I... Yeah. Anatomically, it gets in the way. I'm medically a bottom. And then also, with my last partner, they sat on my face so hard, I broke my nose. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, and so... Oh, my God. See, I want that to happen.

Well, it's because with my... Okay, topping for me is very hard. I have carpal tunnel. So I... Yeah. Anatomically, it gets in the way. I'm medically a bottom. And then also, with my last partner, they sat on my face so hard, I broke my nose. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, and so... Oh, my God. See, I want that to happen.

Well, it's because with my... Okay, topping for me is very hard. I have carpal tunnel. So I... Yeah. Anatomically, it gets in the way. I'm medically a bottom. And then also, with my last partner, they sat on my face so hard, I broke my nose. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, and so... Oh, my God. See, I want that to happen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And so that happens. And so it's a wee bit sensitive.

Yeah. And so that happens. And so it's a wee bit sensitive.

Yeah. And so that happens. And so it's a wee bit sensitive.

and then I had to go to the urgent care you know oh my god yeah okay broken nose torn butthole but like yeah so when I top it I have to wear a strap on or else I'm gonna get like crampy and crunchy how did the crampy hand have to do with the top carpal tunnel like cause I can't like Finger? That much. Yeah. Or else my hands start to kind of claw. Oh. And it gets really unappealing. Yeah.

and then I had to go to the urgent care you know oh my god yeah okay broken nose torn butthole but like yeah so when I top it I have to wear a strap on or else I'm gonna get like crampy and crunchy how did the crampy hand have to do with the top carpal tunnel like cause I can't like Finger? That much. Yeah. Or else my hands start to kind of claw. Oh. And it gets really unappealing. Yeah.

and then I had to go to the urgent care you know oh my god yeah okay broken nose torn butthole but like yeah so when I top it I have to wear a strap on or else I'm gonna get like crampy and crunchy how did the crampy hand have to do with the top carpal tunnel like cause I can't like Finger? That much. Yeah. Or else my hands start to kind of claw. Oh. And it gets really unappealing. Yeah.

Right. And I just well, I mean, you know, I always feel like I should be giving back, you know, because I do. It does take me a while on antidepressants. I end up feeling guilty. You know, I'm like, oh, it's been 50 minutes of you being down there. I feel like. And I want to, but I also just feel like, you know. Right. I'm like, I'm not good, but I try.

Right. And I just well, I mean, you know, I always feel like I should be giving back, you know, because I do. It does take me a while on antidepressants. I end up feeling guilty. You know, I'm like, oh, it's been 50 minutes of you being down there. I feel like. And I want to, but I also just feel like, you know. Right. I'm like, I'm not good, but I try.

Right. And I just well, I mean, you know, I always feel like I should be giving back, you know, because I do. It does take me a while on antidepressants. I end up feeling guilty. You know, I'm like, oh, it's been 50 minutes of you being down there. I feel like. And I want to, but I also just feel like, you know. Right. I'm like, I'm not good, but I try.

Well, I mean, I'll get, you know. Right. Yeah. It's a lot of communication. It is. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I'll get, you know. Right. Yeah. It's a lot of communication. It is. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I'll get, you know. Right. Yeah. It's a lot of communication. It is. Yeah.