Sarah Schauer

Oh no, yeah. I'm a very literal person. I remember first time I was hooking up with a girl, she said, come for me. And I said, all right. And then like a couple more minutes go by and she's like, come for me. And I was like, I will. And then a couple more minutes go by and she's like, come for me. And I literally pushed her away and I was like, I gave you my word.

Oh no, yeah. I'm a very literal person. I remember first time I was hooking up with a girl, she said, come for me. And I said, all right. And then like a couple more minutes go by and she's like, come for me. And I was like, I will. And then a couple more minutes go by and she's like, come for me. And I literally pushed her away and I was like, I gave you my word.

Oh no, yeah. I'm a very literal person. I remember first time I was hooking up with a girl, she said, come for me. And I said, all right. And then like a couple more minutes go by and she's like, come for me. And I was like, I will. And then a couple more minutes go by and she's like, come for me. And I literally pushed her away and I was like, I gave you my word.

I am literally trying so hard to come right now.

I am literally trying so hard to come right now.

I am literally trying so hard to come right now.

And I didn't realize it's just, oh, you're trying to talk to me. Or she was trying to pressure you. She's like, hurry up. Come on, let's go. And I was like, stop. Please. No, but I did. But it was just like, I came for her. I did. It took me a second. But like, yeah, I'm whenever there's talking. I also do want to get a little bit funny. Yeah. Yeah.

And I didn't realize it's just, oh, you're trying to talk to me. Or she was trying to pressure you. She's like, hurry up. Come on, let's go. And I was like, stop. Please. No, but I did. But it was just like, I came for her. I did. It took me a second. But like, yeah, I'm whenever there's talking. I also do want to get a little bit funny. Yeah. Yeah.

And I didn't realize it's just, oh, you're trying to talk to me. Or she was trying to pressure you. She's like, hurry up. Come on, let's go. And I was like, stop. Please. No, but I did. But it was just like, I came for her. I did. It took me a second. But like, yeah, I'm whenever there's talking. I also do want to get a little bit funny. Yeah. Yeah.

And so I feel like the other person might get out of it very quickly.

And so I feel like the other person might get out of it very quickly.

And so I feel like the other person might get out of it very quickly.

They're comedians, so why not?

They're comedians, so why not?

They're comedians, so why not?

Daddy. Who is that? Yeah. It's me. Have you tried role play? Because that would be a fun way to get like, I love that if you're like super funny in the bedroom, because then you can get like kind of porny.

Daddy. Who is that? Yeah. It's me. Have you tried role play? Because that would be a fun way to get like, I love that if you're like super funny in the bedroom, because then you can get like kind of porny.

Daddy. Who is that? Yeah. It's me. Have you tried role play? Because that would be a fun way to get like, I love that if you're like super funny in the bedroom, because then you can get like kind of porny.

Well, then, I mean, where, like, when, okay, I don't want to, do you, like, get, like, a church dress on? Oh, okay. Do you have a Bible?

Well, then, I mean, where, like, when, okay, I don't want to, do you, like, get, like, a church dress on? Oh, okay. Do you have a Bible?