Sarah Sherman

I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so... He's so beautiful. He's so, like, standard, cute, attractive. He's so lovely. And, you know, he invented a new term. What? It's cute-iful. It's when something's cute and beautiful.

I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so... He's so beautiful. He's so, like, standard, cute, attractive. He's so lovely. And, you know, he invented a new term. What? It's cute-iful. It's when something's cute and beautiful.

That's really good. Isn't that crazy?

That's really good. Isn't that crazy?

South side of Chicago. All right.

South side of Chicago. All right.

And like, he's from a town called Flossmoor. So you, of course you get built in jokes. Like I wish you'd floss less. Bleeding.

And like, he's from a town called Flossmoor. So you, of course you get built in jokes. Like I wish you'd floss less. Bleeding.

You don't. You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth in show business.

You don't. You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth in show business.

Oh, but did you ever have braces?

Oh, but did you ever have braces?

You're lying.

You're lying.

With a smirk. Like Rachel Maddow, something I found out when I had to do my research, of course.

With a smirk. Like Rachel Maddow, something I found out when I had to do my research, of course.

No, by the way, you know, at the second my toe came off stage, every single person was like, hey, you messed up all your words. Fuck off.

No, by the way, you know, at the second my toe came off stage, every single person was like, hey, you messed up all your words. Fuck off.

Try saying MSNBC 10 times fast.

Try saying MSNBC 10 times fast.