"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
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On a week like this? I used to dream of better days. I used to dream and I hoped I'd never wake up.
I have had my first amazing sleep of, I guess the year, but I guess the last like six months.
Oh, I've been sleeping so bad. What would you attribute your good sleep to?
No more eye mask. No more.
Oh, you're not using it anymore?
It's crazy. I think it's the winter time. This is so deeply boring to talk about.
Then let's just skip it.
Let's skip.
I want to hear.
Yeah.
Frog ass bitch. You're a frog ass bitch.
Well, because I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like this.
What's the explanation? Go ahead. And so why don't we just, so you had a first thing you wanted to say in quotes. Is this the first thing? Sarah brought a gun to the studio. That's what she wanted us to say. You better, I have a first thing to say and you better ask me again, even though this is not what we do with our repeat guests. Ask me again. What was the culture that we say culture is for me? What's your explanation for this?
I have to sit like this because as you know, I came to the studio today with a triangle head.
Which means what? She goes, is my hair a triangle? A pyramid head like in Silent Hill? I couldn't tell if you wanted to be told yes or no.
I just like, no, if you guys were my friends, you'd be like, girl, you do have triangle hearts and I, but that's okay. And just rock it. I told you what you have.
You have, it's not a triangle shape. It's an isosahedron, a 20 sided figure, not the name.
Boots. Can you look that up?
20-sided. A 20-sided figure I think is an isosacedron.
Oh my God. I thought you were kidding for being hilarious.
Isosagon? I saw the TV-sagon. I saw the TV glow cigar. I saw the TV glow cigar.
I had a drink the other night, a sauce cigar.
Sure. Our guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before.
Yes.
And she is, you know, just one of our great friends. One of our great friends. Although this is, can I just say, The Power of the Room, directed by Jane Champion. Yes. The power of the room. This is the first time the three of us have been in the room together.
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