Sarah Sherman

And her scratch cornea really concerned me.

And her scratch cornea really concerned me.

I'm saying this as someone who will be buying her, what is it, pink microphones that she's selling?

I'm saying this as someone who will be buying her, what is it, pink microphones that she's selling?

Okay, do you remember at the end when it was like during the finale when they put the title cards up, like what they're doing now, and they came by so fast.

Okay, do you remember at the end when it was like during the finale when they put the title cards up, like what they're doing now, and they came by so fast.

Listen, we're all professional readers. Could not read that stuff.

Listen, we're all professional readers. Could not read that stuff.

This is my first language.

This is my first language.

You are crazy.

You are crazy.

No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she is showing you that you can be a positive, loving person and still succeed.

No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she is showing you that you can be a positive, loving person and still succeed.

And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV.

And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV.

And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane body tea.

And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane body tea.

Her body is tea. Her body is Celsius. Her body is Diet Coke.

Her body is tea. Her body is Celsius. Her body is Diet Coke.