Sarah Sherman

He's going to look the same.

He's going to look the same.

Honey, I'm so old. I'm Nosferatu 3.

Honey, I'm so old. I'm Nosferatu 3.

The perfect man. Oh, the perfect man. I think because my.

The perfect man. Oh, the perfect man. I think because my.

Taylor Hicks.

Taylor Hicks.

I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so... He's so beautiful. He's so, like, standard, cute, attractive. He's so lovely. And, you know, he invented a new term. What? It's cute-iful. It's when something's cute and beautiful.

I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so... He's so beautiful. He's so, like, standard, cute, attractive. He's so lovely. And, you know, he invented a new term. What? It's cute-iful. It's when something's cute and beautiful.

That's really good. Isn't that crazy?

That's really good. Isn't that crazy?

South side of Chicago. All right.

South side of Chicago. All right.

And like, he's from a town called Flossmoor. So you, of course you get built in jokes. Like I wish you'd floss less. Bleeding.

And like, he's from a town called Flossmoor. So you, of course you get built in jokes. Like I wish you'd floss less. Bleeding.

You don't. You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth in show business.

You don't. You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth in show business.

Oh, but did you ever have braces?

Oh, but did you ever have braces?