Sarah Spain

Smoked a couple cigs in the locker room.

Did a bunch of drugs that made your body still function but completely unfeeling.

Did a bunch of drugs that made your body still function but completely unfeeling.

Yeah. Are you still doing that? I would love to watch that.

Yeah. Are you still doing that? I would love to watch that.

And to your point, they were not winning halftime. It was dead time to go get your snacks or you'd turn away and watch something else. So they were trying to keep people around in a way that you never have to do anymore because it's part of the show.

And to your point, they were not winning halftime. It was dead time to go get your snacks or you'd turn away and watch something else. So they were trying to keep people around in a way that you never have to do anymore because it's part of the show.

So they got Color Me Bad to close things out. I presume I want to sex you up.

So they got Color Me Bad to close things out. I presume I want to sex you up.

And now we have wet ass pussy. The times have changed.

And now we have wet ass pussy. The times have changed.

I know what you guys are thinking. You're thinking, hey, are these bozos going to make us miss any part of the second half?

I know what you guys are thinking. You're thinking, hey, are these bozos going to make us miss any part of the second half?

I'm not going to lie. Brian Boitano was big in our family. Brian Boitano and Dorothy Hamill getting excited for some Winter Olympic figure skating. We would have been in.

I'm not going to lie. Brian Boitano was big in our family. Brian Boitano and Dorothy Hamill getting excited for some Winter Olympic figure skating. We would have been in.

It does sort of, I mean, in a way, though, it does resemble Super Bowl halftimes in the sense of, you know, taking over the field with all these dancers and visual elements. It's just so, like, corny.

It does sort of, I mean, in a way, though, it does resemble Super Bowl halftimes in the sense of, you know, taking over the field with all these dancers and visual elements. It's just so, like, corny.

Oh, so good. I can't believe I've never seen that before.

Oh, so good. I can't believe I've never seen that before.

What's also fascinating, and for the youngsters watching, they might not realize this, but Fox Network did not launch until 1986. So this is four years after the network launched. And if you remember, the beginning of the network was all about being disruptive to the traditional ABC, NBC, CBS. It was Tracy Ullman, The Simpsons, In Living Color, Married with Children.