PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
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By the way, nice to meet you, Wyatt.
It's very nice to meet you. I'm not a good host. I'm not introducing people.
I'm a very big fan of yours, and my husband and I really loved your show, Problem Areas, because I thought the vibe was just excellent.
Thank you so much. That really means a lot. No, I'm a fan of yours as well. I was wondering if we had met before. But yeah, I've always been a big fan of you. And I miss seeing you on Around the Horn because you were so much fun on that show. Yeah.
I was going to say.
Yeah, Pablo was never fun on that show except for as the whipping boy.
I was going to say, I'm also, and I'm here too on the show. Yeah, you're fine on it.
Yeah, you're okay.
I'm getting a vibe that I did not ask for actually here.
I mean, this show is just what you find out. It's not about what you ask for.
What I found out is that you guys are already better friends with each other than you are with me, which is a hard thing to learn three seconds into a program. Yeah.
We've already started three different text threads.
Yeah. We actually started some group chats with multiple other people too, but didn't invite you.
Yeah. Sarah, it's good to see you.
You too.
The last time you were on the show, you were super horny for mascots, and I presume that's still the case.
Still am.
When I was in college, I auditioned to be the mascot and I didn't get it. At Carolina? At North Carolina, yeah. What's the Rams name? Ramses. They put a lot of thought into it. What was that audition like? They put you in the costume and then you got to like dance around and do stuff. And I didn't really know what to do. I just thought it would be fun. And so I put it on and I think I just did a bunch of like... hip thrusts and crotch grabs, and they were like, that's enough, and told me I had done things in that costume that had never been done before and should never be done again. Somehow you were too horny for the Ram mascot.
I was going to say, I feel like we view mascots the same then.
Yeah, yeah.
The immediate urge was the crotch grab.
Yeah. Those mascots are here for our sexual pleasure.
Clearly. Have you seen Benny the Bull?
Yeah. He's a smoke show.
Yep. You can get it.
Wyatt, what did you bring us today on this edition of Share and Tell?
So today I brought, we do have a Super Bowl coming up. There's a lot of talk about. Not familiar. Oh, well, there's a Super Bowl. There's a sport called footsball. Are you aware of that? Go on. It's different from the English footsball. but it's still with people, not with feet. But Super Bowl halftime show, Kendrick Lamar is performing. A lot of big conversation around that. Now that Taylor Swift will be in attendance at the Super Bowl, maybe Taylor Swift will be leaving the skybox to make a surprise appearance. Who knows?
They do have a tune together. Yep.
They do. That's relevant. Yeah, exactly. Or maybe Taylor Swift just sings it from the skybox. They just hand her a microphone and she slides the glass open and is like, I'll do my part. Sure.
Or she could Tom Cruise it and like fly down on a wire from the suite to the field like he did at the Olympics.
Yeah.
The beginning of this topic.
The biggest show on turf. And it wasn't always recognized as that. But there was a time when the halftime show, it would be like Up With People or a high school marching band. And it was just kind of filler while everyone went to the bathroom and no one really saw it.
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