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I just said in his headset, haven't you been to all of them too?

Greg, Greg.

Well, it is disrespect to him.

I've been pretty backed up this week, if that's what you're asking. It's just age, man.

Hear that, Brad Williams? I'm not opening for you.

The famous sequel, Dan, you know it. I suck with all these. Spinal Tap. There you go, that one. Spinal Tap.

My dad wanted to talk Spinal Tap. I've never seen the first one.

I'm picturing the nut getting into your stomach, and you being like, hey, you give me the fat, and the nut's looking at your belly being like, no, you have the fat.

I think we got a number five.

I feel like we're all Greg Cody right now, just petering out cashews.

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I've been thinking, I think Tyreek might regret having left Kansas City.

I really can't. In fairness, his CNN show got canceled in like five minutes. So like, it's not like he's going places and everything he does is a giant success.

Yeah, but people make bad media deals, like, all the time. And Charles also pretends he's going to retire every year.

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Imagine if everyone did it that way, David. You get to do that. Everyone else wants to watch all the other kids.

It's not borderline illegal.

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Du lernst deinem Kind, dass man krank ist, damit du nicht durch einen Rezital sitzen musst.

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Howdy, folks. It's Mike Ryan. I talk to you about Miller time all the time, but we're in the wintertime right now, and one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller Lite and enjoy myself some Miller time during the wintertime because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right.

My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy. We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports news. Cheap among them. Nothing more important than sports.

From basketball and hockey to game night, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Now's the perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. and you know Miller Lite is brewed for taste.

It hits different than other Lite beers, and at just 96 calories and 3.2 grams of carbs per 12 ounces, Miller Time is always a good time. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly.

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It hits different than other Lite beers, and at just 96 calories and 3.2 grams of carbs per 12 ounces, Miller Time is always a good time. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Taste like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly.

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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. by Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.

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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. It tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.

Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.

96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.

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Shepardance!

Cuervo.

I don't doubt it. It has to be, almost.

Do it against John Moran, do it against Jordan. If a slam dunk contest happens in the forest.

No bad ideas, write that down for Adam Silver.

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Howdy folks, it's Mike Ryan. I talk to you about Miller time all the time, but we're in the winter time right now and one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller light and enjoy myself some Miller time during the winter time because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right.

My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy. We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports, Tast like Miller time! Bis zum nächsten Mal. Don Libetard. Identical twins, I mean, Jesus.

He doesn't have it for me. Ich weiß nicht, was es ist. Vielleicht ein Wettbewerb und vielleicht eine wirklich gute Leistung in einem Wettbewerb, wenn ich das Wettbewerb sehe.

Ich denke so. SGA ist ein bisschen wie Turn of the Century Spurs für mich. Ich glaube, er ist ein guter Spieler. Ich bin einfach nicht so investiert. Wenn ich ein Kanadier wäre, würde ich es bekommen.

Nein, ich bin es nicht. Gut, vielen Dank. Putsch es auf den Pult.

Ich denke, Mike denkt, er kann entscheiden. Ich kann nicht entscheiden, ob er Basketball spielt.

Ich denke, Victor wird das sein. Nein, es ist immer LeBron. Du weißt, wo ich mit Basketball bin. I read KD's tweets and I'm like, I don't think he's being sarcastic or an a-hole, I think he's being serious. And I'm like, okay, I agree wholeheartedly with every single thing that KD is saying. I think he's genuinely saying, hey man, we don't have the passion that you're looking for, go watch hockey.

Nimm es von da, Dan. Das Konzert hat eine ganze Lonely Island Montage gemacht. Es war so gut. Es war wirklich gut. They had Eddie Vedder spielen den Michael Bolton-Roll.

I know his reputation is such. I know this is hard to believe, but I think he's coming from a pretty genuine place and if you're questioning our effort, it's a different sport, please go watch hockey, you will like that. I don't think he's saying like, Ich glaube, er ist ein bisschen ernsthaft. Er kennt das Spiel jetzt.

Wenn du auf den ersten Platz gehst, reden sie mehr über die Dramatik des Spiels als über das Spiel selbst. Und die NBA hat das schon lange genutzt. Aber jetzt, dass die Spiele nicht so kompensierbar sind, gibt es mehr Auslöser wegen des Spielstyles. Es ist schwer, mich für ein Spiel zu entwickeln.

Ich denke, dass es eine Korrelation gibt zwischen der generellen Unwahrheit... Schau mal, was jetzt mit Tennis passiert. Tennis bekommt ein bisschen mehr Aufmerksamkeit, weil amerikanische Männer besser sind als Tennis. Und du siehst, was im Basketball passiert. Deswegen hat sich jeder so viel hinter John Moran gehalten. Okay, endlich. Ein markierter amerikanischer Star-Spieler hier.

Ich weiß, Mann.

The first episode was 1977.

Have you opened it? I kind of want to open it.

It's got the old school Dolphins logo, which probably means it's got an old school Miller Lite logo.

Ich kann die Logos durchsehen. Wir sind gut, Hawk.

Howdy folks, it's Mike Ryan. I talk to you about Miller time all the time, but we're in the winter time right now and one of my favorite pastimes is to crack open a Miller light and enjoy myself some Miller time during the winter time because when there's a brisk chill in the air, it just makes everything right.

My friends and I who live down here in South Florida can actually sit outside because it's not super muggy. We can thoroughly enjoy our Miller time together. And for you listening, I know there's a lot of things going on right now. Sports, Tast like Miller time! Bis zum nächsten Mal.

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Aber es ist ein guter. Hast du das als zweites größtes amerikanisches Hockey-Moment, als du Kanada in einem gemachten Turnier gewonnen hast?

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I mean, he doesn't know time zones in Australia.

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I mean, that was a good guess. 50% shot. I don't recall. They were both kind of surly. It was Kyle.

I don't think you're right.

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Derek Thomas was flagged three times on one drive because of Shannon Sharp, who kept reciting his girlfriend's phone number at the time. That's the report here. Oh, that's a hard one, man. Yeah, that's tough.

He was doing it before every snap. Reciting the phone number.

I don't know my own power. That's more reporting than anything.

It's not a game of power.

Congratulations, Roy.

You could have put more work in and you chose your kids. That's why there's supersets now. I put a different kind of work in.

You could have had a Super Bowl, man. Or two.

Well, I was just kind of seeing where Hawk could have gone had he stayed with New England, Tom Brady, Bill Belichick. Troy Brown had 117 catches one year. That's solid. That's solid.

You don't get the show.

That's not getting hit by a car. It's a little different.

121 catches, 1,200 yards, and six touchdowns. Troy Brown.

Put it on the poll. No longer scared of it.

That's right.

More catches for Hawk.

Feetness.

Cuervo.

What'd you tell him?

Love your shoes.

I mean, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points wearing Converse. He was a foot taller than everybody else. That's nuts.

Well, because it's not in any way true.

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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.

Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great-tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great-tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.

Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.

Football season is here, and there's absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.

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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.

Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.

Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together by Miller time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.

96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.

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That's crazy. He's been saying the same thing since like 2016.

No, I'd call my mom.

Is it the Josh Rosen is a better prospect than Lamar Jackson take that you were thinking about with Cowherd?

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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.

Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.

Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together by Miller time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.

96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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He's only 6'2"? He looks 6'8 out there.

Bam Adebayo is 6'9", 255 pounds. Undersized. Way undersized for a center.

I think yes. Yeah, Jordan. Okay, so is around there the cutoff, early 90s?

Did you come BJ or AJ? Before Jordan or after Jordan?

I haven't checked in with Lucy this week. I know that she was struggling with it last week. I know that... The kids these days, Jeremy was telling me, they've moved on to a more Chinese app. Yeah, that's right. They're like, hey, government, you're going to tell us we can't be on TikTok? We're going to go to an even more Chinese app.

Just a big middle finger to the U.S. government going to Red Note, which was the number one app on the App Store yesterday as everyone is downloading. The app that's in China.

Well, what, you want them to leave it to Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg? Oh, man.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think that's the case. But then what does it become if there's no new content?

I own Chris Simms'. What's fun about Red Note is it actually, from the Chinese translation, means Little Red Book, which is Chairman Mao's instructions in communism. This is awkward.

Kind of like what the Panthers do with the rats. People throw the rats on the ice, they gather the rats, and then sell the rats. The Lions take Megatron? Ooh, for sure. How about Ray Lewis? Think he'd still get you nine tackles? Ten.

Chris, let me ask you the same question another way.

You're just talking about, like, football players and how tall they were.

Yeah, just come on over to Red Note, comrade. Right over there.

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I would have wasted a roster spot to do that.

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Das ist eine verrückte Ästhetik für dich, Billy.

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Yeah, sold it to Carvana.

Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.

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Major penalty, five minutes, ruining comedy.

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Hey everybody, it's Mike. 50 incredible years of Miller Lite. That is right. It is Miller Lite's 50th anniversary. And I know, speaking personally, Miller Lite has been by my side through weddings, birthdays, even a couple of sports championships that I'm really lucky to have enjoyed. Miller Lite has made all those perfect moments even more perfect. So cheers to you.

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And it is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Billy, what do we got?

Hard to be better than that.

Wouldn't they ask us for our weight if they were doing this? Like when we book a flight, I put in all my information. I have to put my weight so they know what side of the plane to put me on. It's ridiculous what you're saying.

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Each week leading up to the big game, turn football into food ball by building your best game day plate for a shot at winning a share of $40,000 in cash prizes. Inspired by game day bites and tailgate treats, join the Tums Food Ball action during this playoff season's most heartburn-inducing times.

Visit DraftKings.com slash TumsFoodball between January 6th and February 9th to enter for free and select your game day plate before the start of each playoff round. Age and eligibility restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. See terms at DraftKings.com slash TumsFoodball. When you feel the heat of the game, don't let the heartburn keep you on the sidelines.

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This episode of the Dan Levitard Show at Stugatz is sponsored by Liquid IV. Guys, I take a deep breath here because your boy is tired. I did not realize becoming a new father would mean that I'm just on call 24-7, right? With mom. with baby. And one of the most important things with having the lack of sleep of having a newborn is trying to stay hydrated.

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I can see in this video here you have your phone out with the light.

The old accidental slashing of tires.

I think you can.

I just imagine you show up there and they're like, all right, we'll be like an hour. And you're like, no, no, no. Give me a loaner. I'll be back tomorrow.

slash dan hey howdy listener why don't you sit down here next to me let's have a fireside conversation in the winter this is all theater of the mind anyways weather outside is a little chilly let's warm up let's cozy up not just to each other but also to that beautiful white can of miller light that's right make these moments even better with miller light the great tasting light beer for people who love beer a new year is a perfect time for friends family and great tasting light beer

tastes like miller time you know as the football games get bigger everybody's talking about hosting parties it's always difficult everyone's got an opinion why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of miller lights and make everybody happy you could be on opposite sides of the big game but you still know that you are brought together by miller time Miller Lite is a great unifier.

Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.

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Dan the man, that guy. But Dan Campbell, if he looks different, doesn't hit his, like, that's actually not a great name. We just think it is because of how he looks.

Wink Martindale is great.

Cliff Kingsbury. Good coach's name.

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Some coaches with good names never work out. Nathaniel Hackett, good name. No, I don't think so.

Hacking it. Pat Shermer. That's a terrible name.

Wow.

Yeah.

We all know where he's going with this. Come on, we get it.

I've never heard an announcement of like, we're going to have to move a few heavy people to the other side. I've heard it on boats.

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I'm telling you, that's a weird one, Mike McCarthy. I have not noticed the difference between the media perception and the perception in the league. He's not thought of as this bumbling joke that we think of him as the media. Oh, the players love him. Usually, I feel like the league and the media are generally on the same page with coaches.

There's a disconnect with Mike McCarthy, and I'm not sure what it is. What's left with him?

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The best proof that these press conferences mean nothing, Nick Sirianni famously had a terrible introduction. Oh, my God. It was so bad.

That was an epic press conference, though. Eat your kneecaps.

Ever since switching to T-Mobile, something weird has been happening. I get to cut lines.

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Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000 feet. And I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.

Let's relive it. This was awkward with Diana right here.

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This episode of the Dan Levitt Art Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by Liquid IV. Guys, I take a deep breath here because your boy is tired. I did not realize becoming a new father would mean that I'm just on call 24-7, right? With mom.

Football season is here, and there's absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.

with baby and one of the most important things with having the lack of sleep of having a newborn is trying to stay hydrated one thing that always helps me out and kind of gives me that extra boost is liquid iv whatever your new year's resolutions are whatever you want it better whatever you want to change in 2025 make sure you're going into it with extraordinary hydration

from the one and only liquid ivy break the mold and own ritual with just one stick and 16 ounces of water it hydrates you better than with just water alone all powered by live hydro science true to fruit flavors that keep you hydrated like your new hydration multiplier sugar-free raspberry lemonade raspberry lemonade that one sounds delicious okay a bright zero sugar flavor combining notes of ripe freshly picked raspberries and citrusy zesty lemon

or my favorite, of course, we always talk about it, sugar-free lemon-lime. You can find all of your favorite hydration multiplier flavors on their website. Embrace your ritual with extraordinary hydration from Liquid IV. Get 20% off your first order of Liquid IV when you go to liquidiv.com and use code DAN at checkout.

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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.

Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.

Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together by Miller time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.

96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

The Day on the Batard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by BetterHelp. Every January feels like a fresh start. 365 blank pages just waiting for your story to be written. In 2025, maybe you're ready for a plot twist. Ready to revise the parts of your story holding you back. Life isn't about New Year's resolutions that disappear by February.

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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.

Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer.

tastes like miller time you know as the football games get bigger everybody's talking about hosting parties it's always difficult everyone's got an opinion why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of miller lights and make everybody happy you could be on opposite sides of the big game but you still know that you are brought together by miller time Miller Lite is a great unifier.

Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.

Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

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In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

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Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it.

Football season is here, and there's absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.

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Well, it would be because they're not getting the type of trade that they want. They don't want to take on money that goes beyond next season. And so they have made it pretty clear from the beginning that they're willing to take expiring contracts, guys that aren't even necessarily that productive, but they'd prefer guys that could play a role on the team.

They'd prefer to get draft capital and they want to free up that space. That's why they handled it the way they did going into this season, which was if the worst case scenario is that Jimmy decides he wants to leave after this year, fine, we'll take the cap space. But the way that this has gone for Jimmy to say that he's sort of winning on this one. Look, the guy tried to force his way out.

He has yet to be traded. He's torched his reputation with a segment of the Heat fan base. Not everybody. And there are plenty of fans that understandably are on his side. But he also is not getting traded where he wants to go. Phoenix is in a total stalemate right now because Bradley Beal won't accept a trade to Chicago. They seemingly cannot move his albatross of a contract.

And so Jimmy is going to end up more likely than not. It doesn't mean he won't get traded to Phoenix, but there is a chance he still just gets traded somewhere else that also wants him as a rental and doesn't want to extend him. And he's in the exact same spot after torching his reputation with a segment of a fan base that loved him.

Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.

In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. slash Dan. Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice.

Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.

Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

DoorDash is the best place to order all your game day favorites. Chicken wings, nachos, burgers, dogs, hey, maybe even a little chips and guac, something like that, get a little salsa in there. It can all be delivered with DoorDash. So this football season, don't stress about the cooking. Kick back and enjoy game day thanks to DoorDash. DoorDash, your door to more.

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Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.

A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer.

tastes like miller time you know as the football games get bigger everybody's talking about hosting parties it's always difficult everyone's got an opinion why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of miller lights and make everybody happy you could be on opposite sides of the big game but you still know that you are brought together by miller time Miller Lite is a great unifier.

Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.

Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.

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Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

Hey everybody, it's Mike Ryan, and how great is this weather? We're getting out of the coldest part of winter into the early onstage spring. I know down south, the weather is perfect. It is perfect Miller time weather. You got MLB, MLS, you got NHL, you got all the sports going on, plenty of excuses to gather around a TV and have yourself a wonderful Miller time.

Thanks to Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people like you and me who love beer. Now is a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer with taste that you know you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks. I hate gimmicks. Just a great beer for people who like beer. Miller Lite is brewed for taste.

It hits different than other light beers because it has simple ingredients like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee note flavors and that iconic golden color. At just 96 calories and 3.2 grams per 12 ounces, Miller time is always a good time. The original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan.

to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

Levy scored the first ever points at the Miami Heat's newer arena. He was a close friend of Dan's. He made headlines once he retired when he penned a book where he came out to the nation. John Amici had a really strong relationship with Dan. They were good friends. And he was someone that was always so intelligent and wonderful to have them weigh in on big, important societal topics on our show.

You can never have enough smart people surround your show, especially when you have Stu Gottser weighing the median average down.

All right, you are overthinking this. I think it's formidable. Despite Dan trying to help you out, it is formidable.

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I just knew that we needed a device. Our show... is really good at getting people in the tent and with nonsense.

And then while they're in the tent, we'll have an important discussion and you're going to be sitting there not really understanding what you're sitting through because we've already put it in your head that we're just going from laugh to laugh and there's going to be important societal discussions along the way, but you're going to enjoy the journey.

So we knew that we needed to do something to dress it up. We had come up with games to play with guests. There was this game that we had called Douche or No Douche that we had in our back pocket anytime we needed to spruce up an interview or we weren't exactly sure where to take the interview. And I really liked having that as a device. And I knew

given how strong Dan and John's relationship was and knowing how playful John was and how much he liked our show and liked Sugatz as a character, I knew he'd be down for this. So it was all about tracking the mispronunciations as they would happen. And we started building up quite the arsenal. I'm proud of that folder. Roy had a very good ear for it. We'd all kind of mark it.

Like anytime Sugatz misspoke, put that in the something each file. And we had to immediately write down what we thought Sugatz was trying to say, because absent context, there was no way that we were going to figure out what Sugatz was going to say. I mean, some of these clips were really ridiculous.

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Für einen, der so aggregiert ist, als ob Richie incognito irgendwie auf der Hülle ist, für all die wahrlich hämischen Dinge, die er gesagt hat und gemacht hat, nur weil Jonathan Martin seinen Platz in dieser Geschichte zurückzutragen will, sind diese zwei Dinge nicht vergleichbar. Man muss nicht glauben, dass Richie incognito plötzlich ein guter Kerl ist, den wir alle

turned our back on in a moment of need and he wasn't actually a bully just because Jonathan Martin at this point in his life doesn't want to view himself as a victim. Those are two separate things.

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