Local Hour: Our Senile Old Man
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Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
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Greg, this is what I always imagined The Shadows Show to be. Why don't you describe for the audience what is presently happening to me as we prepare for the show?
Well, you're having makeup applied. I'm not making that up, which has been my standard makeup joke for about the last 40 years. Seriously. Gotta play the hits, man. You have to. I mean, I'm serious.
There's not enough make-up in the world, Dan. How would you describe, Greg, I just went to you because we're not on video, to describe for the audio audience what's presently happening to my face because they can't see us. So not just am I getting make-up applied, what is happening specifically?
A brush is brushing your nose. It's got a tickle a little bit. I don't know what's being implied because I don't speak English. Make-up, you know, I don't know the lingo.
You just have that one joke you've been using for 40 years.
Yeah, exactly.
You want to describe like contouring and stuff like that? I want the audience, this is the most precious audience to me, this one right here, the one that only hears what we're doing. I love the audio version of this the best. And right now, Jesse is running gel through my hair, under my headphones, and I just wanted you to describe it for a group of people, like an old-timey baseball guy, You're in the center of something that people really love.
She's doing the best she can with that hair.
My point is, if we're gathering, we've got, I don't know how many people are here right now, three minutes of tailgating before this nonsense starts every day. But whoever it is that's here would love to be in the center of what's happening every day, but they can't see it right now. So I'm leaving it to you, a wordsmith, to describe it.
If you quit talking and give me a chance, I'll start describing it. Right now you're having mascara applied. You're having rouge applied. Mascara, Lippenbomben... Spritz... Spritz... Spritz... Spritz... Spritz... Spritz... Spritz... Spritz... Spritz... This guy. I need a shovel and a hoe to get a word in Edweiser.
My favorite part was, now I'm presently getting my hair gelled under my headphones. Greg, can you describe what is happening?
It's so ridiculous what's happening right now. You gotta apply the gel around the headphones. So when he takes off his headphones, there's gonna be a little strip, a landing strip of hair that's not gelled. It's gonna look ridiculous.
Okay, just, you guys, I want you guys, all of you close your eyes for a second. Can you guys close your eyes? Don't look now? Don't look now, none of you. I want you guys, I just, please, all of you close your eyes. Billy, I'm asking you too. My eyes are closed.
The audience won't know the difference. Well, your eyes are open.
No, because I'm about to quiz you.
We have a big development. Dan is now having false eyelashes applied. And can I be honest? They're a little bit showy. They're a little bit gaudy, these false eyelashes. They must be about an inch long each. It's ridiculous looking. I mean, come on.
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