Sarah Tollemache
speaker
240 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard Sep 2024
Sarah Tollemache’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Hey, we're here. We might be drunk. Look at this. We got old Sammy the Bull as usual. And then our special guest, the prom king and queen. Absolutely. Joe List and Sarah Tolomash.
That's how I felt too.
Oh, wow. I had to go to Staples.
But what about when you see the pre-check line is longer than the other line? And you're like, how did we get here?
Well, there is a microchip in there, obviously.
Oh. So I'm not a complete monster. Yeah. All right. I guess I am. Remember we went to London? Yes. Yes. Me and him did a TV show in London. They got us free first class tickets. And the wife was like, I want to go to London. And I was like, all right. And it was the same thing. So she sat in the way back of the plane. And I'm in the international first class. It was a whole other ball game.
And that was a fight. Did you bring her back a roller? I did. I gave her a pat of butter. Just the butter. But yeah, that was a rough plane ride. Yeah, what can you do? Six hours later, we made up. Well, she should grab herself by her bootstraps.
Yeah. This is pre-pregnant. Good point. That was a great time. Great trip. Horrible TV show.
Piece of shit. It was trash. It was a bad show. It was bad. But boy, they whipped us into shape. I remember I showed up and you're like, you're in for it, fatty. They're going to kill you. And I hadn't done a lick of work.
I stayed up all night. I did it all night or I crammed all day. I had books open.
It was like that times 10 for like two weeks.
We're comedians. Remember that breakfast though at that hotel? Woo! That was something else.
Oh, I hate the international lounge. It's just different. It's different. Yeah, I don't know. But it makes you realize we're number one, baby. We got a croissant, which I guess is French. But we got all kinds of good stuff. Look at this pile of miscarriage over here.
Yes.
Yeah, bad food, bad weather, bad teeth. Vaginas are bad, too. Dry.
What?
Yeah, I hate a fruit basket. You ever gotten an edible arrangement? No. It stinks. It's just like mangoes on sticks and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
It's bad. Now they got these boxes of food they send you, and they put like an ice cube in the bottom. But the ice cube always melts, and the food goes bad.
See, when hobos get hip to factor, they're going to be eating like kings. They're already porch pirates stealing everything. When they find a factor box, that's food for a week. You need a microwave, don't you? No. Hobos, they eat out of the trash. They're not going to be like, oh, this is going to need a microwave oven. They're eating garbage. Sorry. What was that factor?
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