Sarah

So that's how I used the PA system.

My husband used it a very different way from the beginning of our marriage.

I work from home and if he came home and was ready for sexy times, he would use the PA to make that known throughout the home.

Yeah, like flirting.

And so on this particular day, I'm working from home.

I hear the door close and I hear like the ding ding.

And he immediately is going into it.

And I would like to say that there were a range of announcements for maybe like 15 minutes.

Because, you know, he's coming in, he's making a sandwich, he's taking his work clothes off, you know, all this stuff.

And I'm still in my office working.

They were a range of more of like this dirty talk.

I'm not good at dirty talk.

The deep voice of like, I'm going to stick this in this place.

I'm going to touch you like this.

We texted through the day.

Everyone's getting primed.

Yeah, yeah.

So, I mean, one of the first, you know, I'm going to lick you from head to foot.

Oh, hot.

But it was also kind of silly.