Sarah

He has silly ones because he's a very silly person where he'd be like, ding, ding.

And he'd be like, my wife has a beautiful ass and I'm so excited to squeeze it.

After 10, 15 minutes of that dirty talk, we eventually do the things that we've been discussing.

And then we're both sitting in the living room, like sitting on the couches, and his phone dings.

And it's a text from his cousin.

Oh, boy.

Hey, my parents just called and said that they heard your voice throughout their home saying the most nasty thing.

No.

And there is no way that your wife would be okay with you doing this.

Like, what the hell is going on?

No.

It turns out that my wonderful husband who is very kind is also the techie of his family.

So when anybody in the family, an older relative, wanted their own Alexa, they would call him and say, hey, could you set this up for me?

So basically, without being aware, he had created a network of Alexas in his aunt and uncle's home and his parents' home.

And his school classroom.

Yes, was quite terrifying.

Yes.

What I don't understand still to this day is he had made those type of announcements for like the three months that we had been married.

So why was it now that we were being actually told about this when it had clearly been playing everywhere?

I made him go and immediately disconnect.