Sarah

And I'm like, what?

So I look at it and I'm like, oh, that is weird that it burnt because the bottom of the pie is speckled with burnt dots.

And so I lift up the whole pie plate and I look and I'm like, oh, the whole pie is speckled with these burnt dots.

And then I look a little bit closer and it's dead bugs.

As light fixtures do.

And it just came down and we didn't check.

And it's so much that they could see them all scattered about.

My youngest brother-in-law, as youngest brother-in-laws do, had inhaled his piece of pie.

But he still maintains to this day that it was a great pie.

But I knew that there wasn't glass.

Bugs were so far away in my mind.

No.

I think they were just trying to follow my lead of like, oh my god, if we can't eat this pie, there's bugs in this pie, forget it, never mind, we should all go home.

Bug pie.

Oh my god, that's so disgusting.

My mother-in-law asked me, I made pumpkin cookies about a year ago, and she asked me for the recipe.

For the first time she'd ever asked me for the recipe I ever made for anything, and I was like, I've done it.

It took me 12 years, but here we are.

Did you add some bugs?

Don't listen, Monica.