Scaachi Koul

You know, I was thinking this the other day that when I started like my divorce process and when I was starting the separation, I was really mad and offended that people weren't telling me that I was the subject of more gossip. Like I would call my friends and be like, hey. Has anybody asked what's going on? Yeah. I deleted a lot of photos on Instagram. I'm posting a mentally ill person.

You know, I was thinking this the other day that when I started like my divorce process and when I was starting the separation, I was really mad and offended that people weren't telling me that I was the subject of more gossip. Like I would call my friends and be like, hey. Has anybody asked what's going on? Yeah. I deleted a lot of photos on Instagram. I'm posting a mentally ill person.

And I'm still a little offended about that, frankly. So I love gossip. I think there's lots of gradations of it and layers of it. I think it's all good and I like it and I want gossip. And... I also, I want this on the record that for this show, you guys do a pre-interview and you asked me to bring a piece of gossip, which I did. And it was deemed too hot to air. And I would like to discuss that.

And I'm still a little offended about that, frankly. So I love gossip. I think there's lots of gradations of it and layers of it. I think it's all good and I like it and I want gossip. And... I also, I want this on the record that for this show, you guys do a pre-interview and you asked me to bring a piece of gossip, which I did. And it was deemed too hot to air. And I would like to discuss that.

I just want to be told that I have some credit for somehow bringing a morsel too hot to air by the gossip show. I have to talk to God.

I just want to be told that I have some credit for somehow bringing a morsel too hot to air by the gossip show. I have to talk to God.

It was impossible. I was like, there's no way. I told you guys, and then as I hung up, laughed for 100 years. I was like, there's no way they're going to be able to air that. There's no way to anonymize it. Everybody would know immediately. And by the way, when I say everyone would know, I mean, conservatively 500 people would immediately know who this one person was.

It was impossible. I was like, there's no way. I told you guys, and then as I hung up, laughed for 100 years. I was like, there's no way they're going to be able to air that. There's no way to anonymize it. Everybody would know immediately. And by the way, when I say everyone would know, I mean, conservatively 500 people would immediately know who this one person was.

And I loved the thought of one of you having a phone call with a lawyer being like, we got a piece of gossip. On the note of gossip, one of my private joys is knowing that I have said something that gets back to a lawyer who then like the heavy sigh. Every time a lawyer sighs because of something I've said, my ass gets a little bit fatter. Like it's, And I feel it.

And I loved the thought of one of you having a phone call with a lawyer being like, we got a piece of gossip. On the note of gossip, one of my private joys is knowing that I have said something that gets back to a lawyer who then like the heavy sigh. Every time a lawyer sighs because of something I've said, my ass gets a little bit fatter. Like it's, And I feel it.

Like I knew I was like, oh, they call the lawyer. I look thick.

Like I knew I was like, oh, they call the lawyer. I look thick.

Six lawyers at AT&T are currently screaming my name into the sky. Not AT&T. I just picked a telecommunications company I don't work for.

Six lawyers at AT&T are currently screaming my name into the sky. Not AT&T. I just picked a telecommunications company I don't work for.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a story about my own flagellation, certainly. Yeah. Okay. So when you write a book, they give you an advanced version of it. I have one. It's just like a little loose paperback that they give you so that you can give it to people, whatever else. So-

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a story about my own flagellation, certainly. Yeah. Okay. So when you write a book, they give you an advanced version of it. I have one. It's just like a little loose paperback that they give you so that you can give it to people, whatever else. So-

I received one from my publisher and I went to my office to go pick it up because that's where I had it sent for safekeeping. And I was like walking through Brooklyn and having like a really nice day and looking at it and being like, wow, I did it. How exciting. And then I got on the train and I'm still looking at the book. I'm by myself. I'm living in peace, right? And I have it open.

I received one from my publisher and I went to my office to go pick it up because that's where I had it sent for safekeeping. And I was like walking through Brooklyn and having like a really nice day and looking at it and being like, wow, I did it. How exciting. And then I got on the train and I'm still looking at the book. I'm by myself. I'm living in peace, right? And I have it open.

I'm like looking at a random page and I have it open and I just hear, Sachi? And I like slowly lower the book with my name on it as if like I can't read like a billboard. The book could have been a mask of my own face holding it up. And it's you. Yeah. And I haven't seen you in months. Yeah. And you're like, hey, are you reading your own book on the subway?

I'm like looking at a random page and I have it open and I just hear, Sachi? And I like slowly lower the book with my name on it as if like I can't read like a billboard. The book could have been a mask of my own face holding it up. And it's you. Yeah. And I haven't seen you in months. Yeah. And you're like, hey, are you reading your own book on the subway?