Scaachi Koul

And I had to be like, yeah, but not like that. I was just checking that it was my book. I was just checking that it's real. What if they put, like, the different book in the same cover? Sometimes that happens, you know? Like, I don't know when that would happen. Like, it was... Like a bottom two experience. And then I had to, and then we had to go to different places.

And I had to be like, yeah, but not like that. I was just checking that it was my book. I was just checking that it's real. What if they put, like, the different book in the same cover? Sometimes that happens, you know? Like, I don't know when that would happen. Like, it was... Like a bottom two experience. And then I had to, and then we had to go to different places.

So I talked to you for a few seconds and then you got off the train to go to, you were going to the gym, I think. I was, yeah. And I had to sit on the fucking train. And there were people, there were other people who watched this interaction and then like looked at me and they were like, oh, you wrote a book, huh? And I'm like, yeah, it's this one that I was reading on the subway.

So I talked to you for a few seconds and then you got off the train to go to, you were going to the gym, I think. I was, yeah. And I had to sit on the fucking train. And there were people, there were other people who watched this interaction and then like looked at me and they were like, oh, you wrote a book, huh? And I'm like, yeah, it's this one that I was reading on the subway.

It's out in March that I'm holding right now.

It's out in March that I'm holding right now.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like and I like it was funny because for some reason earlier in the day, I was thinking about how I never run into anybody. Despite the fact that like.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like and I like it was funny because for some reason earlier in the day, I was thinking about how I never run into anybody. Despite the fact that like.

we live in the same neighborhood and there's a lot of people I know who live around here and I just never see anybody and not that I'm willing this into but clearly I did and so I was thinking of it and then there you fucking are I have to do the face off operation and change my name and go into witness protection it was so embarrassing

we live in the same neighborhood and there's a lot of people I know who live around here and I just never see anybody and not that I'm willing this into but clearly I did and so I was thinking of it and then there you fucking are I have to do the face off operation and change my name and go into witness protection it was so embarrassing

And then when I got my physical copy, I went to go pick that up and I was on the train. I was like, I'm not fucking taking this goddamn book out. You couldn't pay me. I'm going to read it in the dark alone as God intended.

And then when I got my physical copy, I went to go pick that up and I was on the train. I was like, I'm not fucking taking this goddamn book out. You couldn't pay me. I'm going to read it in the dark alone as God intended.

I'm worried it's not that. I'm worried it's something embarrassing. Like my pants are going to fall off and then you're going to be there. Like it's not, I don't know that it's the book. I'm worried that it's like I'm going to do something self-effaced Like simultaneously so narcissistic and like belittling at the same time. So it made me feel so small and yet so big.

I'm worried it's not that. I'm worried it's something embarrassing. Like my pants are going to fall off and then you're going to be there. Like it's not, I don't know that it's the book. I'm worried that it's like I'm going to do something self-effaced Like simultaneously so narcissistic and like belittling at the same time. So it made me feel so small and yet so big.

That's what I'm worried about.

That's what I'm worried about.

Yeah, you're more generous than me. And I will tell you this. If I ever catch you on the subway reading your own book, I would have not. You were nice enough to say my name. So I looked up. I would have taken a thousand photos of it. And I wouldn't have said anything to you. I would have left and just posted them, tagged you, and been like, looks like someone learned how to read.

Yeah, you're more generous than me. And I will tell you this. If I ever catch you on the subway reading your own book, I would have not. You were nice enough to say my name. So I looked up. I would have taken a thousand photos of it. And I wouldn't have said anything to you. I would have left and just posted them, tagged you, and been like, looks like someone learned how to read.

I would be way meaner about it. That's what was making me so crazy. I was like, this is simultaneously so embarrassing and a huge missed opportunity for her. She's too nice. She's never going to do it. But a real monster like myself would have done something with this. The thing is, you did do it. You posted about it on Instagram later. Oh, yeah. You outed yourself.

I would be way meaner about it. That's what was making me so crazy. I was like, this is simultaneously so embarrassing and a huge missed opportunity for her. She's too nice. She's never going to do it. But a real monster like myself would have done something with this. The thing is, you did do it. You posted about it on Instagram later. Oh, yeah. You outed yourself.