Scaachi Koul

I was an editor for the socialist newspaper.

I was an editor for the socialist newspaper.

They have like a personal essay and like culture section. And I was one of the editors and I would write for it. But I didn't do any of the other ones because I thought all those guys were weird. They were so weird and so like proprietary over the student paper. And you're like, we're 20 and you are running around trying to write a story about like the muffin prices in the canteen.

They have like a personal essay and like culture section. And I was one of the editors and I would write for it. But I didn't do any of the other ones because I thought all those guys were weird. They were so weird and so like proprietary over the student paper. And you're like, we're 20 and you are running around trying to write a story about like the muffin prices in the canteen.

Like, what do you mean? Yes. Get a job. Get a job. You're a taxpayer. What are you talking about? You're 20. Like in six years, you're going to get kicked off your parents insurance. What are you talking about? I just found it so weird and white and like restrictive and funny. And I didn't do it.

Like, what do you mean? Yes. Get a job. Get a job. You're a taxpayer. What are you talking about? You're 20. Like in six years, you're going to get kicked off your parents insurance. What are you talking about? I just found it so weird and white and like restrictive and funny. And I didn't do it.

So I went and worked for the socials paper, barely met anybody who worked on it, which was exactly how I wanted to operate. Had a good time, really loved it and graduated.

So I went and worked for the socials paper, barely met anybody who worked on it, which was exactly how I wanted to operate. Had a good time, really loved it and graduated.

Wow. I still don't have a nightstand. I'm using a windowsill.

Wow. I still don't have a nightstand. I'm using a windowsill.

I don't want to. Then I got to move things. I'm busy.

I don't want to. Then I got to move things. I'm busy.

I was in like residency when I was in university. And then I had like a little shitty student apartment. I had a really bad futon that my parents gave me. And then I lived with a friend and she had a couch. And then I moved in with my ex and we had this awful blue sectional. I hated it.

I was in like residency when I was in university. And then I had like a little shitty student apartment. I had a really bad futon that my parents gave me. And then I lived with a friend and she had a couch. And then I moved in with my ex and we had this awful blue sectional. I hated it.

When I got divorced, I was like, oh, I get to pick all this furniture. And so I got a custom pink velvet couch that pulls out into a queen bed, which is pretty comfortable. And it's like a crushed, it's like a light pink, it's crushed velvet. And my cat really likes it.

When I got divorced, I was like, oh, I get to pick all this furniture. And so I got a custom pink velvet couch that pulls out into a queen bed, which is pretty comfortable. And it's like a crushed, it's like a light pink, it's crushed velvet. And my cat really likes it.

You can do it. It's actually about the same price as a regular couch now because couches are so expensive. Listen. You can get a shitty couch for $220. It will fall apart. It will hold you in a stress position if you try to sleep on it. It's the worst night of your life. But if you want one that is kind of comfortable, and I needed a second bed in case I had visitors-

You can do it. It's actually about the same price as a regular couch now because couches are so expensive. Listen. You can get a shitty couch for $220. It will fall apart. It will hold you in a stress position if you try to sleep on it. It's the worst night of your life. But if you want one that is kind of comfortable, and I needed a second bed in case I had visitors-

Like, yeah, it's thousands of dollars.

Like, yeah, it's thousands of dollars.