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Scaachi Koul

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224 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Correct. This is why I never see you at parties. We're both sitting in opposite ends of the room, and we're both like, I'm not getting up. I'll see you later.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Correct. This is why I never see you at parties. We're both sitting in opposite ends of the room, and we're both like, I'm not getting up. I'll see you later.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

He's got little glasses on that I would love to break in half. He has family money, but he pretends he doesn't and says that they were comfortable. They're always saying they were comfortable. I don't know what that means. They're always calling themselves disruptors.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

He's got little glasses on that I would love to break in half. He has family money, but he pretends he doesn't and says that they were comfortable. They're always saying they were comfortable. I don't know what that means. They're always calling themselves disruptors.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Yes.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Yes.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

I think he's probably a dream. I'm sure everyone's really excited when he shows up. And I'm sure no one feels a sense of throbbing unsafety around him. Never, not once. Great.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

I think he's probably a dream. I'm sure everyone's really excited when he shows up. And I'm sure no one feels a sense of throbbing unsafety around him. Never, not once. Great.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Come on. Are you fucking for real? Oh, ladies, we are not going to win this war.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Come on. Are you fucking for real? Oh, ladies, we are not going to win this war.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Oh, yeah. That felt like you just lit a cigarette. Yeah. That was the last time I felt like that. Like, yeah, I remember it. It's like, do you remember the last time you had hope? Absolutely. As I heat up the pipe, like just trying to get a grip on whatever is happening right now. Yes, I remember that.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Oh, yeah. That felt like you just lit a cigarette. Yeah. That was the last time I felt like that. Like, yeah, I remember it. It's like, do you remember the last time you had hope? Absolutely. As I heat up the pipe, like just trying to get a grip on whatever is happening right now. Yes, I remember that.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

I would set the couch on fire. I would damage the couch. I would do something monstrous to the couch. And I would make sure everybody saw that I did it. I would want everyone to know, like, we had a deal. And you reneged on the deal. And that's why I'm putting all these knives into this couch. If I can't have the couch, no one can. I don't see why anybody should have anything I don't have.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

I would set the couch on fire. I would damage the couch. I would do something monstrous to the couch. And I would make sure everybody saw that I did it. I would want everyone to know, like, we had a deal. And you reneged on the deal. And that's why I'm putting all these knives into this couch. If I can't have the couch, no one can. I don't see why anybody should have anything I don't have.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Yeah, I'm real stressed out about all of this, honestly.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

Yeah, I'm real stressed out about all of this, honestly.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

I mean, I would just have a confrontation. As you know, I love to fight. So I mean, I would just like have a fight. Like for me, from the beginning of this, the day that I asked Grant, can I have your couch when it's over? I would have a contract ratified. That's right. I guess I would have to find now his roommate, this person who works at the shittier publication, if I don't want to talk to him.

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The Couch and the Fuckboy with Scaachi Koul

I mean, I would just have a confrontation. As you know, I love to fight. So I mean, I would just like have a fight. Like for me, from the beginning of this, the day that I asked Grant, can I have your couch when it's over? I would have a contract ratified. That's right. I guess I would have to find now his roommate, this person who works at the shittier publication, if I don't want to talk to him.