Scarlett Moffatt
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Because I want people to know I've got fake tan on.
This isn't like... I'm not like, oh, I want to look sunkist.
I want to look like I've got orange fake tan on.
I'll be honest, I do go through a few toilet seats.
No, honestly, because it stains them.
So, every few months, you just have to buy a new toilet seat.
I know, because it looks, you know, it looks wrong to me.
I was going to say, this isn't IBS, this is a trial.
Speaking of IBS, congratulations.
Yeah, this is a trial.
Alan, you are the father.
Actually, I identify as a power bottom, so it would never work.
I do, true story.
Sorry, I'm Laura on the tour now.
So, right, it's weird because I went out for my friend's 40th birthday and we went to a place called Purple Peacock in Newcastle and everyone was getting shots and stuff.
And for some reason, I just was like, I really don't fancy a drink.
And I went to Scott, I think I'm pregnant.
And he was like, what?