Scott Adams

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Do you remember how many times you've seen that we need to find 11,780 votes?

You've seen that in the headlines.

You've seen it from pundits.

You've seen it on the news, right?

So that's all true.

because it's on the news, it's quoted, and you've probably even seen or you've probably even heard audio of him saying it, have you not?

Well, I found out today that this was always a rupar, and I didn't know it.

Now, if you're new to me, a rupar, r-u-p-a-r, refers to a video, but it could apply to audio as well, in which you delete part of it, and here's the weird characteristic of a rupar.

deleting part of it reverses its meaning, reverses it.