Scott Adams

A 24-year-old man sparked an evacuation in a French hospital after they found an 8-inch long World War I artillery shell in his rectum.

Well, I think they at least suspect that he put it there.

I don't think they did speculate as to why, but you probably all have something in your mind about why he might have done that.

The media speculated it might have something to do with his social life.

But that's as far as they went with that.

They did mention that the medical staff are accustomed to treating victims injured during sexual games.

So it could be something along those lines.

What do you think?

Yeah.

Moving on.

This is a story that actually seemed to have gone viral when I posted it.

Nearly 40% of Stanford undergraduates claim they're disabled.

The article was actually written by somebody who was one of those people.

They explain that they actually do have, I think it was like endometriosis or something, some real condition.

But the person's explaining that it's, you know, it's almost half the people in Stanford do that.

And the reason this person claimed their disability at Stanford was that they discovered from someone else that.

If you did say you were disabled, you could get your own dorm room, have a single room, and you could have the nicest building on campus, and you could get extra time on your tests, and you could get exempted from some of the academic requirements, and get basically the first class easy mode treatment by just saying you're disabled.

And so that's currently 2,850 students out of 7,500 at Stanford.

that get all these accommodations and things?

I'm not surprised.