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Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
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Ah, that was pretty good.
Pretty, pretty good.
So if you're not a subscriber on Locals or on X, where you can see the Dilbert Reborn comic, but only there...
The series is now about the boss sending his employees onto the streets to get things for him when he lives in a city that has become dangerous.
So the employees are complaining about the danger of coming to work, and he just sent Tina to get his lunch.
And I'll read it to you, but it's basically Tina.
She's a little unhappy talking to the boss, and she says, Thanks for sending me through the gauntlet of lawlessness to pick up your lunch.
I got 20,000 steps just fleeing for my life.
And the boss says, You have a Fitbit?
And Tina says, I did, but now it's the property of a guy they call the Midnight Crapper.
So you would not have seen that when Dilbert was in newspapers.