Episode 3078 - The Scott Adams School 01/22/26
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I want to make sure everybody has a chance to get on. Let's just make sure all the platforms have loaded. Just want to make sure everybody gets a chance to hear what I have to say today. Again, good morning, everyone. I think we're live, so I'm going to go forward. For those of you that haven't had the chance to meet me, my name is Shelly. I'd like to begin today by sharing a short clip from an interview Scott did on Real Talk with Zuby. So we're going to try this, and here we go.
What do you want your legacy to be?
Oh, that's really interesting. I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't think of it in those terms. I think about sort of what I can do while I'm here. I... I don't know if I ever said this publicly, but I have a philosophy to live my life to have the biggest funeral. So I want people to come to my funeral because I did something for them. No other reason, not because they've heard of Dilbert or something. I want people to say, you know what? I read his book. I tried his diet advice. I did something, just anything.
How does inadequate sleep impact mental health?
And he made my life better. And I'm going to take that forward, you know, teach my kids and stuff. That would be the, I want the biggest possible funeral.
Awesome, man. Well, Scott, your work has definitely made my life better, and I know it's done the same for millions of others. I do believe in the afterlife, and I hope we'll see you up there in a good place.
I'll see you there. Let's hope you're right. I'll see you there.
It was Scott's wish not to just include his closest friends and family, but to include the community he built, those he inspired, those he taught, encouraged in his celebration of life. Therefore, a live stream honoring his legacy will take place this Sunday, January 25th, roughly around 11 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. And now I'd like to welcome for today's show, Owen, Erica, Marcella, and Sergio for the Scott Adams School.
Thank you, Shelly. We also want to introduce a special guest that's joining us today. I think you'll recognize him as soon as his camera turns on. oh there he is i'm just waiting for the cue i was just waiting to hear brick suit and then i would jump in there he is brick suit our special guest today joining us and so fashionable and i feel very underdressed in my pajamas sorry um so you guys i think we need to sip now shelly am i sipping are you sipping with the video We're trying to be fancy today, guys. We think we're going to be able to get this on screen for you. You're muted, Shelly. You're muted.
There we go.
Oh, we just dropped the screen. Okay. All right. We're going off one more time, guys. We'll be right back after this simultaneous sip. So get ready. Thanks, guys.
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What happened during the Minnesota protests?
Ah, that was pretty good. Pretty, pretty good. So if you're not a subscriber on Locals or on X, where you can see the Dilbert Reborn comic, but only there... The series is now about the boss sending his employees onto the streets to get things for him when he lives in a city that has become dangerous. So the employees are complaining about the danger of coming to work, and he just sent Tina to get his lunch. And I'll read it to you, but it's basically Tina. She's a little unhappy talking to the boss, and she says, Thanks for sending me through the gauntlet of lawlessness to pick up your lunch. I got 20,000 steps just fleeing for my life. And the boss says, You have a Fitbit? And Tina says, I did, but now it's the property of a guy they call the Midnight Crapper.
So you would not have seen that when Dilbert was in newspapers.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:27
2
How does inadequate sleep impact mental health?
1:27–4:22
3
What happened during the Minnesota protests?
4:22–7:36
4
What are the implications of Trump's Greenland acquisition?
7:36–9:41
5
How is the Board of Peace being perceived?
9:41–12:30
6
What is the significance of the DHS self-deportation policy?
12:30–17:19
7
How does the podcast address the topic of political polarization?
17:19–27:55
8
What are the final thoughts shared by the hosts?
27:55–1:00:13
Speakers
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