Scott Barry Kaufman

And I was like, oh, my gosh.

Like, looking down, you know, Scott Kaufman here.

Oh, you're Scott Kaufman.

Can you please come up to the front of the class?

Your mom says that you have trouble listening, hearing things, and that it'll really help you hear my directions in the classroom.

She sat me right next to this girl that I had a crush on.

And...

I mean, that was mortifying.

Can you imagine?

Everyone listening to this episode right now, think back to your 12-year-old self and that happening.

I mean, I was so mortified.

And I remember him asking me, what do I want to be someday?

You know, what are my dreams?

And I remember seeing the tag name, Dr. Milnick, I believe was the name, Dr. Milnick, psychologist.

And I remember it just like snapped in my head.

I remember telling him, I want to be a psychologist.

I want to be a psychologist.

And I still have the reports.

I have them all saved from like 1989 or something like that, where it said when he grows up, he wants to be an academic PhD psychologist.

But here's a big kicker to this.