Scott Galloway

No, okay, my team agreed to it. I don't do pre-calls for talks where I get paid six figures, but they decide I need to do a pre-call for CBS morning.

No, okay, my team agreed to it. I don't do pre-calls for talks where I get paid six figures, but they decide I need to do a pre-call for CBS morning.

No, okay, my team agreed to it. I don't do pre-calls for talks where I get paid six figures, but they decide I need to do a pre-call for CBS morning.

Anyway, so I'm on with like eight very attractive, intelligent 30-somethings who are literally a third of the age of their viewership as they figure out programming for people who are 140. Yeah, okay. And they're asking me all these questions about young men and the economy and tariffs. We talked for 45 minutes. And then I go, can you tell me a little bit about the segment? Five minutes.

Anyway, so I'm on with like eight very attractive, intelligent 30-somethings who are literally a third of the age of their viewership as they figure out programming for people who are 140. Yeah, okay. And they're asking me all these questions about young men and the economy and tariffs. We talked for 45 minutes. And then I go, can you tell me a little bit about the segment? Five minutes.

Anyway, so I'm on with like eight very attractive, intelligent 30-somethings who are literally a third of the age of their viewership as they figure out programming for people who are 140. Yeah, okay. And they're asking me all these questions about young men and the economy and tariffs. We talked for 45 minutes. And then I go, can you tell me a little bit about the segment? Five minutes.

And they said, it's with Gayle King. And I said, how long is it? And they said, four and a half minutes. And I said, I'm not doing it. And I'm like, what?

And they said, it's with Gayle King. And I said, how long is it? And they said, four and a half minutes. And I said, I'm not doing it. And I'm like, what?

And they said, it's with Gayle King. And I said, how long is it? And they said, four and a half minutes. And I said, I'm not doing it. And I'm like, what?

I'm not getting up at oh dark hundred hours, putting on a suit, coming to Midtown, getting in a makeup chair to speak to 800,000 seven-year-olds for four and a half minutes.

I'm not getting up at oh dark hundred hours, putting on a suit, coming to Midtown, getting in a makeup chair to speak to 800,000 seven-year-olds for four and a half minutes.

I'm not getting up at oh dark hundred hours, putting on a suit, coming to Midtown, getting in a makeup chair to speak to 800,000 seven-year-olds for four and a half minutes.

And they were so shocked.

And they were so shocked.

And they were so shocked.

And then, by the way, same night, and I'm bragging, I went on Nicole Wallace's show for 40 minutes. Yeah, yeah. But I'm supposed to go on fucking, and the thing is, they don't get it. And what did you do? Did you go on? I went, no, I said I'm out. Oh, wow. I said the juice isn't worth the squeeze. I'm pissed off at my team for agreeing.

And then, by the way, same night, and I'm bragging, I went on Nicole Wallace's show for 40 minutes. Yeah, yeah. But I'm supposed to go on fucking, and the thing is, they don't get it. And what did you do? Did you go on? I went, no, I said I'm out. Oh, wow. I said the juice isn't worth the squeeze. I'm pissed off at my team for agreeing.

And then, by the way, same night, and I'm bragging, I went on Nicole Wallace's show for 40 minutes. Yeah, yeah. But I'm supposed to go on fucking, and the thing is, they don't get it. And what did you do? Did you go on? I went, no, I said I'm out. Oh, wow. I said the juice isn't worth the squeeze. I'm pissed off at my team for agreeing.

And I'm like, and it's bad for my brand to show up with Gayle King for four and a half fucking minutes. That makes me look important. Oh, so poor Gayle. And they seem so shocked. And this is the thing, broadcast news or just cable news, It's one thing that you're dying, but it's another thing you don't realize it yet.

And I'm like, and it's bad for my brand to show up with Gayle King for four and a half fucking minutes. That makes me look important. Oh, so poor Gayle. And they seem so shocked. And this is the thing, broadcast news or just cable news, It's one thing that you're dying, but it's another thing you don't realize it yet.