Scott Galloway

When you're 40, I'll be 74, and I see you just humiliating me.

And I will have lost all my money for a third time.

And you'll feel sorry for me and make me your driver.

I love that.

I don't see that.

I think men leave.

That's why I should have had my advice to you is keep having kids until you have a daughter, because I wish I'd realized this when I was younger.

Daughters come home and take care of their dads.

Boys take off and find some other woman to rule their lives, and they're not allowed to be in your life any longer.

That's true.

That is very true.

When I was, I'm virtually singling now, when I moved in with my mom when she was very sick, there was the Del Webb Active Living Community in Summerlin, Nevada.

And we got a letter saying, it's come to our attention that you are cohabitating with a man who appears to be under the age of 50, which is against the bylaws of the Del Webb Resort Community Guidelines.

And so I had to march down there and say, actually, I'm her son, my mom's very sick, and I moved in to take care of her.

And of course they were like, very like, oh, no problem, we understand now.

And they said, there's a support group for kids taking care of their parents.

And I went once and they had it at the clubhouse and it was me, a gay guy and 12 women.

Wow.

They're straight men.

I don't know if I'm... I'm sure I'm committing a hate crime here.