Scott Jones

They're all around us.

And like, well, get in the fucking cars.

And like, we just like quickly just threw your BA on, like grabbed your gat and we jumped in the bushes and the Americans were already awake.

They like the special American special forces, but they didn't have permission to leave.

Right.

So they radioed straight back to their talk.

They've got competent dudes going.

No, we're being overrun.

Send Apaches.

The Apaches are on the way.

and the Australian commanders back in Canberra in Australia and in Dubai are listening to this radio traffic.

They're seeing it all live.

The commander calls over SATCOM to our SIG, and he's like, holy fuck, are you seriously being overrun right now?

And the SIG's like, yes.

And they're like, well, where's all the boys?

And he's like, sir, they've already gone.

We're advancing to contact.

And he's sitting there like in his pajamas, like in his undies.

One of my best mates is like, sir, they're advancing to contact in Bushmasters.

And they're back home are like, what?