Scott Jones

But we've got no showers.

We're in the middle of the desert.

I didn't have a shower for six months.

The only shower we had was the chlorine from the Saddam's pool, which I took a shit in at one point.

And I got the chlorine from the pool.

Post that video up again.

Yeah, I should.

And yeah, we built like a makeshift shower with creek water and we'd put chlorine in the creek water to have a shower.

But it was like having a shower in the local swimming pool.

Dirty water.

It was better than nothing, but it was like...

I, when I came home eventually, like I had to have like HIV testing and hep testing because I'm concerned that a lot of the ISIS fighters come from Africa and they had AIDS and I got the dude's blood in my mouth.

So yeah, I couldn't bang my missus for a certain period of time until I'd been cleared of like multiple tests and

Yeah, so imagine coming home six months, your missus is G'd up, she's fucking, the rose petals are leading from the front door to the fucking, you know, the bedroom, the candles are lit.

There's a bit of fucking, I don't know.

Yeah, sorry, babe.

Sorry, babe, I sucked off a dead Iraqi foreign fighter.

And that's what we were doing.

So we were looking for Aussie foreign fighters and coalition as well.

And then that gave ASIO, the job back here, the ability to cross them off the list so they could focus their assets on the rest of them that were still unknown.