Scott Jones

And as a 15-year-old, I was in the cells at Campbelltown.

Yeah, they put me and my brother in the cells and tried to, you know, do the whole fucking you got to be better.

And then I thought that was the end of it.

I promised like I'll do better.

And then got arrested at school for selling marijuana.

But it wasn't marijuana.

It was a bag of oregano, mum's oregano in a satty for the spaghetti.

And we were just going up to the year seven kids trying to get 20 bucks out of them.

And then no one would pay because it was clearly fucking oregano.

And I'm not trying to make a spaghetti.

So we just left it in like a vending machine, you know, where the coin comes out.

And we're just watching cunts pick it up and go, oh, fuck.

And then the teachers came over and like, cunt, I know that's oregano.

Fuck off.

Go back to class.

But then one of the year sevens told their mom the next day I got arrested at school.

So I wanted to be a cop.

Obviously after everything that I'd experienced.

Cancel that out.

Well, I applied and I went through, so I applied for ASIO, ASIS, DFAT, New South Wales Cops, everything.