Scott Jones

Shout out to all the cops that have done that now.

Fucking, if you're an 18-year-old female, you're straight in, but...

That was that.

So also I like had like I didn't display pea plates and I had one fine and they're like, well, because you can't follow the law, how can you enforce it?

So come back and get some experience.

So I was like, well, what can I do to get some experience?

Oh, I know.

I'll join the fucking army.

So I applied.

I went to recruiting.

I went to be an officer because the assumption in I think everyone's mind listening to this is that officers or if you're going to be in the army, you want to be an officer.

They're the pinnacle officer.

Turns out they're actually a bunch of fucking faggots who do nothing.

Oh, sign my leave app, sir.

Yawn.

Not doing that.

But at the time, so I went down to RMC and I sat in front of the commandant and all the testing, like I flogged everyone in the beep test, push-ups, and I was a skinny little runt, but whatever.

And then I did everything I could to get there.

And then the final interview, I treated it almost – and then I was working like a white-collar corporate job while I was going through these processes.

I was working in Sydney CBD in the finance sector.