Sean Hayes

It was like 100 degrees out.

Everybody just couldn't wait to be done with everybody.

College was the best time of my life.

I loved it.

You know, I remember before- You peaked in college.

I did.

I remember my brother Mike was so impatient that before computers and everything and you had to sign up for classes, he drove the car.

There was a line from the building, whatever it is, the administrative building where you sign up for classes, all the way down the entire street.

It was like a thousand people waiting in line to sign up for class.

He drove the car right up on the lawn, got me out, walked right up to the front and said, hey, I need to sign my brother up for classes.

And like, well, there's a line.

She's like...

Yeah, I know, but we were registered to come in.

We had an appointment.

And he just lied his way.

He just bullshitted.

He did it right away.

But wait a minute, here's the best part of the story, that you didn't want the free phone sent to your house because you wanted to be a real person.

Then you went in the line and you got out of the line anyway.

And now we have the best cell phones.