Sean Hayes

What were you doing?

So in Hawaii, so you're working at the family surf shop.

Were you surfing?

Did you get on a board?

Let's tighten it up today, okay?

Yeah, well, actually, it was only on a flatbed.

My car, because of the front fairing, you couldn't tow it, so you got to put it up on a flatbed.

But I did ride up front with the guy.

It's like, you snap it that hard on me, it's going to break.

I told you.

And you know what I did say?

Don't yank on it so hard, it'll fucking break.

Shorts off at shit fucks.

I'm pretty sure that's in the village.

My learning curves are pretty hard on me, so... You know, I was thinking about that the other day, about how I find myself in a completely different life than I was having in my 20s.

I mean, as everyone does, you go through these stages and...

How are you finding your life now as a fully functioning professional that's able to write and direct and produce and star and take all these sort of adult meetings and all this kind of shit that it doesn't sound like you were doing at all in your earlier sexual life, like me too, just being a dickhead.

Because now is not a good time to do it.

So it sounds like we were doing that stuff at a time when you're supposed to, but you do that really well such that you can now do this really well.

And are you enjoying that?