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Sean Hayes

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
17367 total appearances

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

This is the story I told for ASCAP.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Well, no, it was a gathering.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

ASCAP's a gathering of people, and it sounds like this is, too.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Uh-huh.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Yes, and then I went to the house, and I grabbed the guy who worked at the party, and I said, I want to see the rest of his house. He's like, he really doesn't allow that. I'm like, please, please, please. So I go up to his... He gets in his elevator. I go up to his... The bedroom floor, right? And I go into his closet, because I wanted to see what clothes he wore. And in his closet is...

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Yes, and then I went to the house, and I grabbed the guy who worked at the party, and I said, I want to see the rest of his house. He's like, he really doesn't allow that. I'm like, please, please, please. So I go up to his... He gets in his elevator. I go up to his... The bedroom floor, right? And I go into his closet, because I wanted to see what clothes he wore. And in his closet is...

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Yes, and then I went to the house, and I grabbed the guy who worked at the party, and I said, I want to see the rest of his house. He's like, he really doesn't allow that. I'm like, please, please, please. So I go up to his... He gets in his elevator. I go up to his... The bedroom floor, right? And I go into his closet, because I wanted to see what clothes he wore. And in his closet is...

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

All in a line, like 50 navy shirts and 50 pairs of jeans below it. All the exact same lined up. And it's all Tommy Hilfiger? And it's all Tommy Hilfiger. Were you caught? It's all from the gap. I wasn't. I hightailed it out there because I thought I was going to get shot or something.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

All in a line, like 50 navy shirts and 50 pairs of jeans below it. All the exact same lined up. And it's all Tommy Hilfiger? And it's all Tommy Hilfiger. Were you caught? It's all from the gap. I wasn't. I hightailed it out there because I thought I was going to get shot or something.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

All in a line, like 50 navy shirts and 50 pairs of jeans below it. All the exact same lined up. And it's all Tommy Hilfiger? And it's all Tommy Hilfiger. Were you caught? It's all from the gap. I wasn't. I hightailed it out there because I thought I was going to get shot or something.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

No, no, no, I didn't steal anything. Great story. And now, a word from our sponsor. All right, back to the show. Anyway, listen, John, so you're from Chicago. I didn't know you're from Chicago. And you went, how long did you live here? And you grew up here? Zero to 18. Yeah, I grew up in Lincoln Park.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

No, no, no, I didn't steal anything. Great story. And now, a word from our sponsor. All right, back to the show. Anyway, listen, John, so you're from Chicago. I didn't know you're from Chicago. And you went, how long did you live here? And you grew up here? Zero to 18. Yeah, I grew up in Lincoln Park.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

No, no, no, I didn't steal anything. Great story. And now, a word from our sponsor. All right, back to the show. Anyway, listen, John, so you're from Chicago. I didn't know you're from Chicago. And you went, how long did you live here? And you grew up here? Zero to 18. Yeah, I grew up in Lincoln Park.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Wow, I didn't know that.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Yeah, you're from Chicago.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

I grew up in the Burbs.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Sean's in Chicago right now.