Sean Hayes

I will say this.

And you probably had like carry-ons for the tour, you know, and you didn't want, you had to now carry 20 hats in a laundry bag from the Four Seasons or something.

Do you have merch at your shows, John?

Yes, thank you for mentioning that.

That's short for merchandise.

Sorry, John.

What is your merchandise, John?

Wow, I get to plug the merch?

I have a T-shirt that says, I saw him just after he got out of rehab.

That would be the best seller right now.

Yes, it says that and it has the tour.

Like, outside of a high school environment, I did stand-up at a couple, not even open mics, just like weird variety nights at places like The Note near Wicker Park.

But that's ballsy, though, to just start to do stand-up.

Were you scared?

I had weirdly high self-esteem when it came to that.

Not really about any other part of life, but I was like, yeah, no, I'm a headliner.

I'm going to do this.

It's going to be great.

People are going to be talking about this.

And then I did improv in college.