Sean Hayes
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Who the hell are you to ask that?
Get out of here, mind your business.
Now, were you a Weisenheimer in school when you were a little kid and that's where you thought maybe there might be a way to make a living here?
I remember in third grade, a teacher gave me an article like Xeroxed from Esquire.
It was an article and it was about this guy, Henry Beard, who wrote for the Harvard Lampoon and the National Lampoon.
And the name of the article was The Original Smartass White Guy.
And she slipped it to me, Miss Koal.
And she said, you'd be into this guy and this type of thing.
But I don't recall being like a troublemaker.
But you knew that you had skills.
And I was kind of a writer-performer in that I would tell more poorly behaved children what might be a funny thing to do.