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Sean Hayes

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
17367 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Excuse me?

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Who the hell are you to ask that?

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Why is there water?

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Get out of here.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Get out of here, mind your business.

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Now, were you a Weisenheimer in school when you were a little kid and that's where you thought maybe there might be a way to make a living here?

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

I remember in third grade, a teacher gave me an article like Xeroxed from Esquire.

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Like, it wasn't for kids.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

It was an article and it was about this guy, Henry Beard, who wrote for the Harvard Lampoon and the National Lampoon.

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And the name of the article was The Original Smartass White Guy.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And she slipped it to me, Miss Koal.

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And she said, you'd be into this guy and this type of thing.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

That's cool.

SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And yeah, it was cool.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

But I don't recall being like a troublemaker.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

But you knew that you had skills.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

You were making kids laugh.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

That felt good.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Yeah, and you wanted more.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And I was kind of a writer-performer in that I would tell more poorly behaved children what might be a funny thing to do.