Sean Hayes

And the graves are from like the 1700s.

And back then, people would... I walked by a grave that said, Handsome and Brave.

It was like a hero of the revolution, handsome and brave.

I was like, I think I'm going to take that.

You know what I just read? I read that you can now get your body turned into compost and you can, you know, use it to plant a tree or something. It takes six months to turn it into compost. They just keep mixing the guts with dirt over and over again?

You know what I just read? I read that you can now get your body turned into compost and you can, you know, use it to plant a tree or something. It takes six months to turn it into compost. They just keep mixing the guts with dirt over and over again?

You know what I just read? I read that you can now get your body turned into compost and you can, you know, use it to plant a tree or something. It takes six months to turn it into compost. They just keep mixing the guts with dirt over and over again?

You know, that's what happens when you just fucking bury a body.

What do you think the body does in the ground?

It's a pickup truck worth of compost.

It's a pickup truck worth of compost.

It's a pickup truck worth of compost.

So that just sounds like compost with a dead body in it.

It doesn't sound like your body is doing anything.

It does.

That's a good point.

Your gaseous, unembalmed body exploding in unusable compost.

I would love to see your search history, though, Sean.

I did.

I'd like, you know, I would like it said at my funeral or on my gravestone that I, some of my flaws, like he was late a lot and people talked to him about it and he was still late.