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Sean Hayes

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
17367 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Does that allow you to be- She's very organized, very disciplined in a way that I'm not.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

However, I don't know when it comes to Malcolm.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

The ideal I have for myself is that I come home in a suit, which is going to be hard working at home.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Mm-hmm.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

and that there's some expectation of your dad is home and therefore that's intimidating, but I absolutely will never follow through on that.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

My oldest brother, Dennis, he has three kids. He would let them, with crayons, draw all over the walls in every room. And, of course, that would upset his wife, and they would discuss it. And he was like, let them be kids. Let them do anything they want. You can paint over the grant. Would you ever do anything like that?

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

My oldest brother, Dennis, he has three kids. He would let them, with crayons, draw all over the walls in every room. And, of course, that would upset his wife, and they would discuss it. And he was like, let them be kids. Let them do anything they want. You can paint over the grant. Would you ever do anything like that?

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

My oldest brother, Dennis, he has three kids. He would let them, with crayons, draw all over the walls in every room. And, of course, that would upset his wife, and they would discuss it. And he was like, let them be kids. Let them do anything they want. You can paint over the grant. Would you ever do anything like that?

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Well, if they hide the car keys, he'd hate that.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

That's the thing that would piss him off.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Absolutely no chance of escaping.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Who took my Toomey carry-on?

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

He was always mad.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Who took my Weekender?

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Yes, of course I got that.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Well, Will and Jason, here's what I wonder.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

I remember a good friend of mine when we were six to his dad.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

He was so mad at his dad and he said, Sayonara, sucker motherfucker.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And...

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And his dad acted mad.