Sean Hayes

Sean opens, well, it'll be on now, I think, by the time this airs.

But Sean's doing a one-man show off-Broadway.

But, Brian, you'll understand having to explain, like, doing a one-man show, and I was talking to Sean as he's been preparing for it this fall, and just getting off book, just learning the fucking... I mean, it's like, that's another story.

I'm still not off book totally, and it's been three months.

But you're pretty good.

He runs the show every day.

You have to, right?

So you're just going to dip off stage and take a look?

By the way, it would almost be more impressive if it was a mime.

That's almost harder than playing it.

You know what I mean?

No, but you did record it, though.

You did have it recorded.

But you never had to use it.

Jason and I were crying.

Oh, yeah, I was crying too.

A, how beautiful he was and how talented he was, and B, how talentless we are compared to him.

So wait, Brian, I wanted to talk to you.

I wanted to get in before because this is one of my favorite films and film series.

And I love the character of Ward Abbott from the Bourne movies.